Intentional Farting = Detention

[accuratehorn]

Well, what if the offender crepitates inverted? I think he should get a pass in that case.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

It takes a man to fart in his own sealed flight suit, and a REAL man to do it while inverted. I agree, you give him a pass in that case, whether he crepitates or merely hisses.

 

[judgroybeanbag]

Was he sitting in one of these?

Because if he was I can sympathize. I sat in one from K-8th grade and you could not cut a silent one. Those things were like an echo chamber.

 

[Statalyzer]

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[Bookman]

Is detention based on the degree of crepitation? Because I would argue that more crepitation is evidence of intent or conscious indifference.

Which raises another question: What, exactly, is one's duty when farting? Do we have a duty to minimize crepitation? And can we realistically judge a fart after the fact, when the perpetrator is the only one with knowledge of the facts and circumstances regarding said fart?

 

[Luke Duke]

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