Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around.

[killerfrog17]

Are you mocking me?

 

[Stratfordex]

"It's either me or them, you're getting [censored] one way or another."

 

[LITNIN HORN]

"You know what the minimum age for execution here is? 10."

 

[Texanne]

He was just being the quintessential Gambini.

Yeah, well ... that was the quintessential Norton.

 

[HOOKMD]

I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you.

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

How do I know that's not just a bunch of 1's with a 20 wrapped around 'em?

 

[Texanne]

What the hell's a grit?

 

[HtownAg92]

Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures. Ah! These *are* gonna be - you know, I'm sorry, these are going to be a help. I should have looked at these pictures before. I like this, uh, this is our first hotel room, right? That'll intimidate Trotter. Here's one of me from behind. And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago. Thank you. Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks. Could we get any farther away? Where'd you shoot this, from up in a tree? What's this over here? It's dog ****. Dog ****! That's great! Dog ****, what a clue! Why didn't I think of that? Here's one of me reading. Terrific. I should've asked you along time ago for these pictures. Holy ****, you got it, honey! You did it! The case cracker, me in the shower! Ha ha! I love this! That's it!

 

[Drew Shirley]

It's called disclosure, ya ********!

 

[youknow]

Hey, I didn't come all the way over here to get jerked around.

NOONE IS JERKING ANYONE AROUND!!!!!!!!