Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around.

[Bevo Incognito]

You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks you, do you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-***** who shot you was wearing

 

[kbrown]

One correction....its not a Deer but a Deeeaah

 

[kbrown]

And so not to appear to hijack your thread in the last post..."Oh yea, you blend"!!!

 

[Texanne]

"100 percent dead-on balls accurate"?

It's an industry term.

 

[kbrown]

Vinny
"And since both cahs wa made by GM, wa both cahs available in mettalic mint green paint"???????

Mona Lisa Vito
???????????????????????

 

[smwhorn]

It's a ******** question.

 

[2feathers]

Hey Stan, you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial.

 

[SigPi_Horn]

Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your biological clock - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more **** we can pile on to the to of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?

 

[Mesohorny]

What's a ute?

 

[SubliminalHorn]

My favorite s-s-s-scene

 

[Cap33]

That's what we lawyers call a counta-awffa.

 

[Third Coast]

and 16 years later Mona Lisa Vito still looks pretty damn good.

 

[kbrown]

"ya got mud in da tyahs"

 

[toucan82]

I - *clap* - dentical

 

[Texanne]

Hyenous crime.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

I take pride in my grits.

 

[KC-97HORN]

So obviously it takes you 5 minutes to cook your breakfast. You remember what you had?

Eggs and grits.

Eggs and grits. I like grits. Instant grits?

No self respectin' Southerner uses instant grits.

So, how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit eating world 20 minutes?

I don't know

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth? Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

 

[VinceHung]

"You wuh serious abou' that?"

 

[VinceHung]

"Oh, a counta-offa. That what we lawyers--l'm a lawya--call a counta-offa."

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

In reply to:

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[George Best]

I shot the clerk?

 

[general35]

It's ok, i think i'll stay in jail and get some sleep tonight.

 

[Texanne]

Did you say ... utes?

 

[toughandcool]

Counselor's entire opening statement, with the exception of "thank you", will be stricken from the record.

 

[Texanne]

You're a dead man.

 

[matt8209]

"Everything that guy just said is ********."

 

[Drew Shirley]

I got no more use for dis guy.

 

[DLev]

And what are these really big things that are right in the middle of your view of the Sac-o-Suds and your kitchen window, what do we call these big things?
Trees?
Trees, that's right, don't be afraid just shout 'em right out when you know 'em.

 

[Texanne]

Now ... Mrs. Riley -- and ONLY Mrs. Riley -- tell me how many fingers I'm holding up.

 

[beaVo]

worthless without pics