I present to HF: Raptor Jesus

[MissingInAction]

Raptors were a more people dinosaur. I mean really, can you picture a T-rex healing the blind?

 

[utexas_61]

raptors hunt in packs...

clever girl

 

[S197HQQKEM]

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[bighornfan32]

I've awarded this thread one star.

 

[KaiserSoze]

Jesus is capable of time travel, so the weaponry options are unlimited. For example, I found him in my toilet this morning (his navigation skills are so-so). He told me he was looking for a flux capacitor... when I told him that a flux capacitor isn't a weapon he said, "Kaiser, you don't know what the **** you're talking about-- shut the **** up!" ...so I flushed his *** down the toilet all the way back to 5,000 B.C.

 

[utexas_61]

 

[DoobieWah]

I'm not a Christian and not particularly religious, but someone went to an awful lot of trouble to be offensive to those who are.

That's just sad.

 

[EuroHorn]

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[kangsta]

 

[Beamwalker]

this is the most god-awful thread ever.

 

[KaiserSoze]

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[CBT]

hawt?

 

[HornMafia]

 

[mez2]

sometimes, i dont know if a star is a good thing or a bad thing.

sometimes i click a thread with a star and it's allsome, other times I click on something like this

i still laughed though, which i guess says a lot about me

 

[MissingInAction]

Raptor Jesus offend the religious? I think it'd be pretty damn silly to be offended by one's own disfigured savior.
RAAAARRR!

 

[kangsta]

this is nothing. you should have seen the Jews' reaction to Abrahamosaurus

 

[Left Hand Black]

Don't you laugh at Raptor Jesus. He will ******* charge your ***.

 

[jcdenton]

Raptor Jesus is missing a clip in His holy Uzi. Maybe they are immaculately created upon demand.

 

[MrX]

I laughed

 

[theropods]

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[utexas_61]

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[Lat22]

I don't see any difference between the two. They're both cartoons.

 

[NEwherebutA&M]

I laugh at almost everything. This, not so much.

 

[PipFunatUT]

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[MissingInAction]

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[S197HQQKEM]

I jus thank raptor-jesus that this aint a picture of raptor mohammed.

 

[Spankytoes]

The picture isn't even that funny...yet you insist on saying "nee" any chance you get.

 

[Lonestarman]

At first glance, the pic isn't that funny. But the thread is kinda funny. Which makes the pic kinda funny. So you've got that going for you.

 

[hooklahoma]

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