This reminds me of something that happened to me and my brother the year after SMU came off the death penalty in football. It may have been year #2. Regardless.
My brother and I went to Ownby stadium to watch the Texas band enter. We were in high school and didn't have the money to actually buy the tickets so we thought seeing the band go in would be pretty cool. Some really nice lady sees us standing there and gives us two tickets. What we didn't know was that they were in the middle of the student section.
We are bombarded with some of the worst vile that one could imagine. I can handle it now, as an adult, but back then we were pretty shocked by the animosity and language directed at a 15 year-old and a 13 year-old. The loudest the stadium got was when one of our punt returners (may have been Tony Jones, can't remember for sure) got injured on a dirty, late hit.
Anyway, at some point this drunk guy walks up to us and yells (so everyone around us can hear), "I hope you know this will be the only game you win all year."
My brother turns to him and yells back, "IT'LL BE ONE MORE THAN Y'ALL."
Probably not the coolest story unless you were there, but the memory was triggered by this topic.