How was today's loss your fault?

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toucan82

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I watched the game from the small couch instead of the big one because I put my laundry on the big one instead of folding it. I won't let it happen again
 
I studied during commercial and half time... will be fully focused next year.
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I thought the game started at 2:20, and was at Malibu Grand Prix racing Go-Karts.

I noticed the game starting in the bar area and panicked.
 
My girlfriend lives in Austin, says "we" when referring to Texas, has never seen a game, has no idea what the name of any of our players are, and I haven't broken up with her...yet.
 
I used a Saints koozie for my first beer instead of my Longhorn one. In my defense, I was drinking St. Arnolds and my Longhorn one only holds longnecks. Still, I need to repent.
 
I wasn't wearing my lucky shirt. I was not able to be home for the start of the game so I couldn't wear it. I take all the blame
 
I let my roommate hear the whole game, which is always bad news. She almost caused us to lose the Miami game by sitting in the living room and watching it, before I kicked her out.
 
Killerfrog, burn that shirt.

We went on our mini run to start the second half while I was going to the bathroom. I started walking down the stairs to my row knowing damn well "I should stay up here". I sat down and Memphis took over again. If I didn't care about the formality of being at my seat for the game we probably win. Sorry, guys
 
so how do lucky shirts work? I was wearing the same shirt for both Rose Bowls and the recent aggy losses; should I torch it?
 
I pissed my daughter off when i changed the tv in the living room from iCarly to the game. Hell hath no furry like a little woman scorned. The damage had been done at that point. Plus i doubt my "i'm a man, I'm 40!!" rant helped either.
 
I didn't wear the same boxers I wore to Friday's game. I was thinking about this before I went to Reliant. I'll never make that mistake again.
 
It's those chili cheese dogs I had for lunch, just before the game. I know better...I eat chili BEFORE the game, Texas loses...but I just couldn't help myself. Anybody know where chili cheese dog addicts anonymous meets in the Cedar Park area?
 
I put up my Longhorn Texas Flag outside. Mrs. 69 said that it was a Jinx since I last put it up vs Kansas in B12 final. I tried to explain that I put on my lucky burnt orange Nike ID's to counteract it...but to no avail.
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Hook'em!!!
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When I saw George HW Bush in the crowd, i knew we were screwed. In every sporting event he shows up, the team he roots for loses. Case in point: How many friggin' Astros and Aggy games has he attended?

This loss is squarely on the shoulders of GHW Bush.
 
because i pulled out the retired green sleeves.

never again. i'm burning them.
 
i missed the first half coz I had a game to play and subsequently didn't wear my lucky T-shirt the first half. Next time, i'll wear my lucky T underneath my jersey.

I apologize.
 
did not wear a white t-shirt under my burnt orange button down on sunday. i wore one on friday.

it is my fault we lost. sorry guys.
 
I took a pain pill for a pulled hip muscle right before the game started and promptly fell asleep on the couch. I slept through most of the game. Nothing says lack of focusness like falling asleep during the game. Its all on me. I need to get in better shape
 
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