How do you ask a woman out on a date?

[longhornmatt]

Well, that would explain why you want people to stop locking their doors.

 

[BillyW]

What a thread. It is 1:30 am and I just finished it. Since it is after midnight I should wish PO1D a happy bday. Of course I guess he is asleep or playing golf

 

[HornOnTheBayou]

In the spirit of PO1D, I am going to start talking to austingirl and sending her flowers. Wish me luck, everyone!

 

[SuperHero]

Don't forget to e-mail austingirl about how she is #25, and that you want her to ride bikes with you.

 

[UTGal]

Hmmm...I'm trying to remember if I saw a bike outside of my place when I had the intruder....

 

[TxArch]

one way or another, he's gonna getcha

 

[austingirl25]

 

[mdmost]

I have to admit I really didn't like Esther's Follies when it was created. I thought it was childish and immature with no redeeming value. This thread has totally changed my opinion. This is the best section on this entire website to me now. I would like to thank all of you for this thread. I know I have become a better person for having read it. You have renewed my faith in Hornfans. God bless you all.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

God. I thought pitchforks and torches would have killed this Frankenstein long ago.

 

[GakFoo]

christ what planet am i on

 

[forshizzzle]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

 

[gobears92]

I just read this "thing" and have decided to walk into the Lion cage at the denver zoo and hug a lion voluntarily to get the stench out of my brain...

 

[ajax]

Damn, I'm gonna have to read this monster to see what everyone is talking about. See y'all in about a week.

 

[EDGAAA]

ive been told by respectable sources that i need to read the whole thing. i will start tonight.

 

[TXHornsWHAAT]

After 2 hours of solid reading, I have nothing interesting to add. Just wanted to make an appearance.

 

[vy til i die]

You just have to ask, dude. Good luck.

 

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[Bookman]

I think dart names should be like racehorse names.

How about:

1. I'm better 'n you at golf.
2. I'm smarter than all my professors.
3. I heart Tiger Woods.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

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[Punt on 1st Down]

Here's another good one for you to laugh about ...

Someone at work commented that I tended to nickname things. She thought it was funny that I would make up names for everything.

The Xerox was called Ol' Trusty because you could trust that you would have a paper jam. We were printing about 3,000 pages per day so it was bound to happen. Frankly, it just got to be funny how often we would have to pull jammed paper out of the copier.

One of the printers was called Mr. Jammer because if you sent your print job to that printer you'd get a jam about half the time.

The stack of trays where I had my staff turn in their work to me was called the Tower of Babel.

My office was called The Dark Room because there was a light sensor near the doorway and I would spend 45 minutes or up to several hours doing research, typing, and writing. ... So, I wouldn't be moving enough to activate the light sensor. The desk lamp provided enough light. People would come in and ask why I was sitting around in the dark. I'd just say, I was working, didn't really notice that the overhead lights were off.

 

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[TxArch]

gooeyduck ftw!

 

[Mrmyke709]

I too have a name for my darts, and I throw pretty good.
I call them, "my darts".

 

[CBT]

It's PO1D's world, and we're just living in it.

 

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