Hot Chicks with Douche Bags

[FirstTimeLurker]

yes, how can they afford all this?? Not all of them are grandkids of mafia kingpins so how do they pull it off?

 

[CaptainEd]

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[KC-97HORN]

is there anyway to get the king of douche's web page to STOP playing that ****** up song?

I only had about 40 seconds to scan through the pages before the sound started making my ears bleed- much like the sooners band playing non-stop on Wed night.....

 

[shotgun427]

The puffed up lips look can be hot on some girls. This is the first time I've ever seen a guy do it, oompa loompa or not.

Honestly, what the feezee is up with these guys?

 

[Superfan]

Isn't she a porn star? Breana Banks or something?

 

[Phil Hellmuth]

her boobs are more ****** up than that guys teeth.

 

[Statalyzer]

This site hits close to home. Girl I've liked (but been in the friend zone with) for several years was complaining today how this guy she loved pretended to care about her and then broke her heart, and now she's sick of falling in love because guys are such jerks. Hellloooooo - non-jerk guy who does care about you, right here talking with you!

 

[TexasDan]

Stat you need to start rocking the Mandana.

 

[CBDTexas]

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[Mr Krinkle]

I got banned for this particualr thread a few months ago.

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

Notice if you will that Mr. Mandana & $ 200.00 jeans is only in the VICINITY of said hawt chicks... he's not actually in physical contact.
Now, for my money this one here needs analysis:

The glasses appear to be women's, they look like they were sized for a head 2 digits larger than his & they were obviously made for someone who has colossal cheeks.

I really, really, really really want to know if these idjits understand what kind of an internet & iconaclastic joke they have become.

The 'pouty lips' thing is such a moronically insane gesture it is beyond the ability to have discussion about. Honestly, you can't make these guys up... there is NO movie producer out there that would accept a script that would call for 1/1000th of the **** these dorks post on the intartubes. I don't even think Will Ferrel could pull it off with a straight face.

 

[utexas_61]

no you didn't

 

[ERhine]

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[TexasDan]

NCAA your Douche-Fu is strong but, it is no match for my Crane-Bag style!

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

Dan, I

to your superior Monkey - style poo flinging abilities.

 

[Statalyzer]

Dan, that came from the wrong site. That one goes on uglychickswithdouchebags.com

 

[hitbyacoke]

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[SMDhorn]

hitbyacoke - priceless (the name, that is...)