Having trouble dropping 'the Duece'

[MrPhlegm]

So Squirrellllll, did everything come out ok?


Reading this thread reminded me of something that happened in college to one of my roomates. He ate A LOT (all the time) and had had the runs so he drank an entire bottle of Kaopectate. Why? I don't know he seemed to do stuff like that. Anyway he didn't **** for a week and a half, he still ate A LOT and when he finally did **** he **** a turd that was so huge and hard that it WOULD NOT FLUSH. That sucker stayed in the bowl for a week before it softened up enough to flush.

 

[runner]

One large bran muffin
Quadruple espresso
Now go get stuck in traffic on Mopac at 5:00PM on a Friday afternoon. You do not understand the meaning of pressure until you do this.

 

[Squirrel]

Yesterday morning, and then again this morning - but, I've still got some poopin' to do.

 

[TEXAS1026]

it's all about the morning Dr Pepper. Whenever i drank a DP before class i always got the feeling of needing to drop (rather squirt) out a deuce in a matter of an hour or 2.