Having trouble dropping 'the Duece'

Squirrel

Squirrel

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If I were posting this as a joke, I would've used Cactus Cafe. I am in trouble/pain.Question: What do the following things have in common?

- Seafood Alfredo + Caesar salad + Breadsticks (Raele's)
- Bowl of Choc Chip Ice Cream
- 2 Krispy Kreme Donuts + 16 Oz. coffee
- Bag of Popcorn
- Shrimp Trio from Red Lobster
- Chicken Burrito w/GC (half order) + Chips Salsa + Creamy Jap (Chuy's)
- 2 cups popcorn
- Leftover Chinese (Chick/Broc/Rice + Egg Drop soup)
- Choc Chip Ice Cream
- Chicken Strips (2-1/2) Mac/Cheese, Biscuit, Fries (HEB cafe)

[Here's where I realized I had a problem and adjusted accordingly]

- Apple
- Green Chili Stew (w/Whole Grain Wheat crackers)
- More of the crackers as a snack
- Choc Chip Ice Cream (dammit)

Answer: These are all still in my body!!!

Also...
- I have taken, in the last 24 hours, twice the recommended dosage of laxative.
- I have worked out every day (35-40mins) on bike - twice on Monday
- Walked 27 holes of golf (Sun-18 + Mon- 9)
- Played volleyball for 1 hour, yest. (amazing what a work out that is)

Have not had a bowel movement, since Saturday morning (earliest that I remember, may be longer)

WTF
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Are you on any pain medication? When I had surgery and was taking vicodin, the doctor recommened getting ex-lax to get the bowels moving again.

If not, go to a Chinese restaurant and order a plate of water spinach or green pea leaves for the fiber. Top off with some mangos and 4 cups of coffee. If that doesn't get you going, I don't know what will.
 
I've dropped a few rabbit pellets, here and there but nothing substantial.

I'll hit the doctor by Friday, if I'm still having issues.

Clinical definition of 'constipation' is less than 3 BMs in a 7 day period.

Right now, I'm about 1/3rd of one for 5 days.
 
Ouch.

Not all lax are the same, most have different modes of action. Dulcolax is what I recommend, but it will have you shitting streams of fire. Works though.
 
Solution:

Take Ducolax right before heading to Mongolian BBQ, have an after meal cigar and wash down some cascara sagrada with a cup of coffee - got it!
 
I wished I hadn't clicked on this thread. I thought you were having problem removing ESPN2 from your cable lineup.

See if you can find some bottled water from Mexico or Central America.
 
Boy, MrPhlegm nailed it. I had never heard of the Fleet until a few months ago. It will clean you out. I didn't get off the can for about 16 hours.
 
The Mongolian BBQ does it to me everytime also. I thought it was the combonation sauce but I put the pepper sauce on it everytime too, that may be it.
 
Squirrel,

Damn, sounds like you ate a high fat diet...eating healthy is probably just going to give you gas along with the constipation right now...once the blockage is out..cut down on the fat...sorry..I know it's after the fact...

This happened to a cousin of mine when she ate a ton of grilled cheese sandwiches in one sitting....she had to go to the doctor for that episode..
 
idig...did I write "a ton of"...my fingers went wild on the keyboard...should be "too many". You caught me...it was approximately 10 or so sandwiches...I believe she was 7 or 8 at the time....you have a sharp eye!
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two words: Copenhagen snuff. I'm serious. Just don't get addicted.

That's like smoking 20 cigarettes at once.
 
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