Good God Dallas

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CajunHorn

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I live in New Orleans. My job takes me all over...Miami, Houston, LA, Boston, you name it. I find myself on Greenville tonight for St. Patty's Day. I have never, and I do mean have NEVER seen such a concentration of douchebagery in one place in my entire life. Bring back the IROC and gold chain for my Dallas brothers and set them free. Just put diamonds in the steering wheel and make sure it can be leased for 2 years.
 
I don't live in Dallas, nor can I defend it's population, however I do find it amusing when someone that lives in New Orleans complains about another city's douchebagery.
 
Third Coast, that's my point. I live in New Orleans and It is indeed a boil on the *** of society. Here, it's more the crackhead factor that comes into play. However, on any given night I can head down to the Quarter and take in some pretty high level douchebaggery. The other places I mentioned are pretty off the hook too with that ****. But, holy ****, I've never seen it taken to the level that I saw tonight on Greenville. I mean, the hair product, the verticle striped untucked shirts, the Tag Hauer watches, tanning bronze, Fast & Furious cars with whale tails, all hat no cattle cheeseicks were crawling out of every crack and hole in the ground. I had to wait ten minutes in the men's roomto use the sink while a line of lonestar guidos adjusted their pomade. There is just such an incredibly high level of loserdom it moved this guy who lives in Bagdad OnThe Mississippi to post:
 
What's sad about this is that the normal East Dallas/Lakewood crowd isn't really like this. However, every Fri/Sat night, Lower G'ville is invaded by these types, and on St Patty's Day they absolutely take over and make it a miserable place to be. I lived down there for a while, but now that I'm married with a kid I just don't have the patience for it anymore (we're now up in our little bohemia-lite enclave of Richardson Heights).
 
Seriously, why do these guys think that they are cool....they look like a bunch of women - and possible gay as well


unless it gets them loads of women - of course
 
why were you checking out the dudes?
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i never made it to Greenville Ave. i just went to a bunch of parties in the M Streets. most of those parties were douchebag-free because they were populated by people who actually live in the neighborhood and in Dallas, not a bunch of douches from Plano, Frisco, Lewisville, Coppell, Grapevine, Sachse, Mesquite, Garland, etc., who go straight to the fenced off part of Greenville.
 
A, I seem to recall most people pretty much wearing green (mostly T-shirts), and B, what's wrong with verticAL striped shirts and Tag Heuer watches. Hell, I'd like one if I could afford it. Now, the ridiculous spike hair, whale tails, orange tan, etc = douchebaggery of course.
 
I have a tag however, i dont wear a button down collared shirt tucked out. if that is what yall are talking about everybody in kc does that as well
 
these posts bagging on dallas remind me of the love-fest posts on what-a-burger.

this fervor develops and a snowballing frenzy occurs where things are blown way out of proportion.

OMG - WHATABURGER IS SOOO ******* GOOD...I NEVER HAVE HAD SUCH AMAZING FOOD...IT IS LIKE FOOD OF THE GODS...IT IS SUCH AN AMAZING DINING EXPERIENCE.

or

OMG - DALLAS IS SOOO CHEESY...I HAD TO SWIM HOME IN A RIVER OF DOUCHE WATER...I AM BLINDED BY VERTICAL STRIPES...EVEN THE CABS ARE LEASED BMWS.
 
That's the reason I posted in the first place. A few of you have explained very well that last night was not the norm and that's good to know.
 
I expected the level of douchebaggery to be much worse yesterday, but it wasn't. Of course they were out and about, but not any worse than the normal Saturday on Greenville.

As long as they don't find out about the Cavern, we have a safe harbor.

CajunHorn should trademark Lonestar Guido before it is stolen and used everywhere. Genius.
 
Please, I was in NOLA last weekend and nothing can top the totality of douchebaggery that was displayed on Bourbon Street. Spare me your trivialities.
 
dallas douches are getting their feelings hurt.

i too use to live in dallas for 9 years. on the verge of either nuking the city or committing suicide, i opted to move to austin instead. the douchebaggery knows no bounds in dallas.

lonestar guidos. bravo, sir, bravo.
 
What's funny is those hurt feelings have manifested in the form of attacks on NOLA. Now, I said I live there. I'm not from there, nor do any of the attacks hurt my feelings. NOLA is a ********, plain and simple. There are tons of cheesedicks there, but what I observed last night was so far and away on a different level that it only makes the would be defenders look that much more like they are only trying to convince themselves of something. As far as Lonestar Guidos goes, I am very pleased that many of you are very pleased by its birth. I was looking right at this Rascal Flats looking dilweed put more dippity doo on his head as I waited to wash my hands at the sink and it just came to me.
 
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