I imagine I was the subject of many a good story worthy of this thread but have no recollection.
The funniest I ever saw was at Bullfeathers here in DC.
There was a old Congressman, we didn't know who he was, trying his damnedest to work a cute young lady.
We dared one of our office interns to go stick his balls on the Congressman. It was one of those drunken outlandish bets that no one expected to be accepted.
This young intern actually got up and walked over and draped his balls (fully clothed) on this Congressman's arm, which was around the young lady. He left his balls on that elected Constitutional officer for a good 3 minutes while he pretended to be an overly drunk fan of the Congressman.
Since none of us had thought to stipulate that the balls had to be exposed, we all bought that young man some beers right quick.
Man that was funny.
On another occasion, we bet the same intern that he couldn't steal a member pin (House members wear a lapel pin on their jackets to identify themselves) at the same bar. Somehow, he pulled it off (no pun intended).
That intern is legend.