I would like to clarify that I thought we were kidding. I saw a picture of Dane Cook and just assumed it was opposite day.
If I haven't made myself clear, let me put it this way...I would rather take a ball-peen hammer to my testicles than listen to Dane Cook's stand-up routine.
Bill Hicks was the funniest comic to ever grace us with his genius. He was the guy who could make me laugh 'til I cried as he passionately challenged the very core of my belief system while explaining in detail why in his view it was utter ********...pretty much the opposite of, say, a Bill Maher, who makes me want to rip his arrogant, condescending little throat out even when he says something I completely agree with.
Dane Cook is horrible. He is the most overrated entertainer of all time behind only Jennifer Lopez and Toby Keith.
People are intimidated into thinking he must be great because he has spikey hair, runs around and yells a lot. Might I also add that he really over-enunciates.