Former Hawaii player: 'Georgia got lucky'

[Hpslugga]

No luck at all

 

[Hagy]

ARTHUR
Now stand aside worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT
(Glancing at his shoulder)
'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR
A scratch? Your arm's off.

BLACK KNIGHT
No, it isn't.

ARTHUR
(Pointing to the arm on ground)
Well, what's that then?

BLACK KNIGHT
I've had worse.

ARTHUR
You're a liar.

BLACK KNIGHT
Come on you pansy!

Another ten seconds furious fighting till ARTHUR chops the BLACK
KNIGHT's other arm off, also at the shoulder. The arm plus sword, lies
on the ground.

ARTHUR
Victory is mine.
(sinking to his knees)
I thank thee O Lord that in thy ...

BLACK KNIGHT
Come on then.

ARTHUR
What?

He kicks ARTHUR hard on the side of the helmet. ARTHUR gets up still
holding his sword. The BLACK KNIGHT comes after him kicking.

ARTHUR
You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT
Had enough?

ARTHUR
You stupid bastard. You haven't got any arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT
Course I have.

ARTHUR
Look!

BLACK KNIGHT
What! Just a flesh wound.
(kicks ARTHUR)

ARTHUR
Stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT
(kicking him)
Had enough ... ?

ARTHUR
I'll have your leg.

He is kicked.

Right!

The BLACK KNIGHT kicks him again and ARTHUR chops his leg off. The
BLACK KNIGHT keeps his balance with difficulty.

BLACK KNIGHT
I'll do you for that.

ARTHUR
You'll what ... ?

BLACK KNIGHT
Come Here.

ARTHUR
What are you going to do. bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT
I'm invincible!

ARTHUR
You're a loony.

BLACK KNIGHT
The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!

ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright.

BLACK KNIGHT
All right, we'll call it a draw.

ARTHUR
Come, Patsy.

ARTHUR and PATSY start to cross the bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT
Running away eh? You yellow bastard, Come back here and
take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

 

[scottsins]

stoops got lucky against the puppy.

 

[DAGMAR]

This tornado got lucky

 

[mandingo]

Nolan Ryan just got lucky against Robin Ventura.

 

[Soul Glo]

that one lucky streak Eddie Murphy had from 1980-1989 was awesome.

Especially that one night he dumbfucked his way into the James Brown celebrity hot tub party

 

[Hornstradamus]

Joe DiMaggio has some streak that was nothing but luck....crap happened like 56 straight games....

 

[The Greatest]

han solo just got lucky against the kessel run.

 

[Chalupa72]

 

[swc.lives.on]

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[83Horn]

General William T. Sherman got lucky on his march through Georgia.

 

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[Brubricker]

JFK got lucky with Marilyn but before he banged it he asked UGA for advice on how to be a real man.

 

[BMBMD]

For your listening pleasure-The JoBoxers perform UGA's new fight song.
The Link

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

OU got lucky.

 

[Bookman]

Tiger has a four shot lead at the Buick after shooting 67-65. He's been very lucky this week.

 

[kablooey]

The Black Plague got lucky against Europe.

 

[TXBabe97]

Ha'a??

 

[Macanudo]

The Germans got lucky at Pearl Harbor.

 

[El Sapo]

Hawai'i is lucky the game didn't have 5 quarters.

 

[killerfrog17]

Last week's lottery winner got lucky. Oh wait, I guess he really did.

 

[BeatYaEasyEasy]

I was at that game. There was no "lucky." I had a GREAT view of the Hawai'i o-line getting DOMINATED throughout.

 

[gobears92]

the mongols were very lucky....

 

[PanzerDSS]

The 85 Bears got lucky against the Patriots.

 

[ProdigalHorn]

This is a perfect example of why ex-jocks aren't always qualified to make good comments after they leave the game. This guy is having delusions of his own past glory and thinking how "my team would have had the guts to stand in there and go after them". But as someone else pointed out, living on that island does take the reality out of life sometimes.

 

[centexorange]

Any bets that what there coach told them after the game to make them feel less inferior????

 

[PanzerDSS]

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