F the following:

[beencounting]

the seat belt law
rednecks
government employees on power trips
bouncers on power trips
everybody at the local bar
cold weather
everyone on the East coast

and F OU.

 

[Titan]

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[txboy_in_az]

Fat people on motorized carts at the grocery store going slow or not moving, but you can't get around them because they take up the whole f-ing aisle.

Aggy
OU
Pac-10 Homers

 

[Upgrayedd]

SEC homers
Rascal Flatts
"healthy" Tex-Mex
Coors Lite
Steroids in baseball
Ringtone rap

 

[Me So Horny]

lazy ******** who don't return their carts to the parking lot corral

 

[Macanudo]

The off season

 

[txboy_in_az]

Oh yea, and as of today, our underwriters.

 

[Hornit]

Autism
People who park in disabled parking spots who aren't disabled.

 

[Waller Creek]

rats
overzealous parents
people whose vehicles blow noxious blue exhaust

 

[Statalyzer]

RUBBERNECKERS

 

[mrjefft]

1) Computer driven telephone "service centers". They have you punching buttons like a crazy person, but are incorrectly set up for YOUR problem, and never let you talk to a human.

2) Service center sites on the internet from companies that are billing me, but have no "contact us" information!! (in other words, "don't even TRY to contact us!").

 

[Ignatius]

Obese people who put themselves in wheelchairs and get ******* snotty about it.

People who drive way, way, way tougher than they are face-to-face.

Stupid, inconsiderate parents (and the children they raise).

The ***** in Cancun on Spring Break 20 years ago who totally cock-blocked me because her boyfriend had just dumped her so there was no way she was going to let her way-too-hot-for-Ignatius friend shack up with me.

 

[Dude]

Microsoft Word and the fact that we are all stuck with an inferior word processing software when better alternatives exist

 

[drycreek]

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[MaduroUTMB]

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[PacSER]

the word folk

 

[HornGrandioso]

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[GakFoo]

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[Montag]

people who use FTW

 

[Bluepies]

People who produce more offspring than they can handle raising
People who aren't willing to share the road with a bike
OU
A&M
Anyone with a "you owe me something" attitude
Rain
Cold
Being sick
Construction projects that take longer than projected
Crocs
People who think obese people should be given a wheelchair, scooter, or handicapped parking space at all (walking a little might help fix the problem, dipshits)
Smokers

 

[Seamus McBundy]

The time between the end and beggining of football season

 

[SINCE73]

herpes


people who are in the right hand lane at a red light but don't turn right on red
people who have herpes at a red light but don't turn right on red