What, it wasn't hands-on training?I've been a breast admirer my entire life and have studied them more extensively than I studied law. I don't have to see one in the flesh to know if it's good and if it's real. Lol.
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What, it wasn't hands-on training?I've been a breast admirer my entire life and have studied them more extensively than I studied law. I don't have to see one in the flesh to know if it's good and if it's real. Lol.
I saw plenty at the spa in the Schloss Elmau in Bavaria. It only seems to be the thing for the over 70 crowd. I think I'll pass.
What, it wasn't hands-on training?
Why is Tom Hanks narrating their video? Nobody famous enough from Ohio to do it?
Anti-racism = only white mascots allowed.
I was thinking the guardians mascot came from the prison guards that watched the disproportionately large percentage of blacks in our prison population. Glad you straightened that out for me.Cleveland Guardians will be the stupidest sports team name outside of the UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. WTH are they guarding, little orphan children? Plus, it's too long. Might as well go with the Cleveland Guards 'cause that's what everybody is going to shorten it to.
Edit: To answer my own question (per the internet):
Cleveland's new name was inspired by two large landmark stone edifices near the downtown ballpark — referred to as traffic guardians — on the Hope Memorial Bridge over the Cuyahoga River.
They're not only dumb as rocks. They're named after them too.
Poor San Diego Padres .... their days are numbered. So Guardians makes sense to a Clevelander but nobody else. I still think the owner picked the name since it's close in spelling to Indians. Dump "Gua" and look at the logo for how "r" looks sorta like an "i n".Anti-racism = only white mascots allowed.
The Honkeys?We really need a Red Necks team. Or a Rough Necks team. There could be some really fun mascots. The Farmer's Tans. The Mullets. The Confederates. Even better, The Americans.
Even though women sexualize themselves at every opportunity.
Dude, you left out the beach volleyball players.You bet, those sprinters and pole vaulters with their skimpy shorts up their cracks doing little "warm up dances" and stretches, ha. They know exactly what they're doing. Excuse me. I gotta go take care of something.
Writer was smart to exclude it - the joke had nothing to do with the story, and more than likely create distraction from his main point.Course now mc I wish he had included the joke.