Dumb Political Correctness

Run Pincher said:
I saw plenty at the spa in the Schloss Elmau in Bavaria. It only seems to be the thing for the over 70 crowd. I think I'll pass.
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You went to the wrong place. A spa is going to be disproportionately old people. I saw topless young women on the beaches in Rota, Spain and Lisbon, Portugal. I also saw them sunbathing in a park in Wiesbaden, Germany. They weren't all busty women, but they were young and worth the view.
 
mb227 said:
What, it wasn't hands-on training?
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It is not fair for a lesbian to hassle me about that. You can have hands-on training anytime you want and have had it your entire life. I can't compete with that. It took me 21 years to get "hands-on experience." You get more privilege from that than I'll ever get from being white.
 
"Cleveland...Guardians of mediocrity and lunacy"

Or in a down year..."Cleveland, still Guardians of last place"

Bullpen blows the save..."Guardian bullpen fails to protect Cleveland"
 
It will be interesting to see what the Atlanta Braves choose for a new name - since their new stadium is actually in Marietta, perhaps the Marietta Meatheads?
 
I presume Guardians was chosen so fans could replace "Guard" with "In" to fix new Cleveland baseball merchandise. Why is Tom Hanks narrating their video? Nobody famous enough from Ohio to do it?

 
Cleveland Guardians will be the stupidest sports team name outside of the UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. WTH are they guarding, little orphan children? Plus, it's too long. Might as well go with the Cleveland Guards 'cause that's what everybody is going to shorten it to.

Edit: To answer my own question (per the internet):

Cleveland's new name was inspired by two large landmark stone edifices near the downtown ballpark — referred to as traffic guardians — on the Hope Memorial Bridge over the Cuyahoga River.

They're not only dumb as rocks. They're named after them too.
 
Clean said:
Cleveland Guardians will be the stupidest sports team name outside of the UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. WTH are they guarding, little orphan children? Plus, it's too long. Might as well go with the Cleveland Guards 'cause that's what everybody is going to shorten it to.

Edit: To answer my own question (per the internet):

Cleveland's new name was inspired by two large landmark stone edifices near the downtown ballpark — referred to as traffic guardians — on the Hope Memorial Bridge over the Cuyahoga River.

They're not only dumb as rocks. They're named after them too.
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I was thinking the guardians mascot came from the prison guards that watched the disproportionately large percentage of blacks in our prison population. Glad you straightened that out for me.
 
Statalyzer said:
Anti-racism = only white mascots allowed.
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Poor San Diego Padres .... their days are numbered. So Guardians makes sense to a Clevelander but nobody else. I still think the owner picked the name since it's close in spelling to Indians. Dump "Gua" and look at the logo for how "r" looks sorta like an "i n".
 
bystander said:
Even though women sexualize themselves at every opportunity.
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You bet, those sprinters and pole vaulters with their skimpy shorts up their cracks doing little "warm up dances" and stretches, ha. They know exactly what they're doing. Excuse me. I gotta go take care of something.
 
Clean said:
You bet, those sprinters and pole vaulters with their skimpy shorts up their cracks doing little "warm up dances" and stretches, ha. They know exactly what they're doing. Excuse me. I gotta go take care of something.
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Dude, you left out the beach volleyball players.
 
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