does UT represent Texas

[Varsity Forever]

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[jkhombre]

We feel quite strongly about this. Texans do not want to be represented by a people who pride themselves in being fighting farmers and dressing in military clothing not for the military, but simply to take dramatically homosexual pictures of themselves yelling at each other and doing naked pushups. Texans do not want to be represented by a glorified high school with a drunk-*** football coach in a town that smells like cow ****. Texans don't want to be represented by the completely inane and meaningless Baptist Bears who finally gave into their flapper desires to allow dancing, but play football like sixth grade girls. And I'm embarrased for you in your contention that Texans might in some way want to be represented by places like North Texas, UTD, Rice, SMU, etc.

Texans want to be represented by academic power (check). Texans want to be represented by athletic dominance (check). Texans want to be represented by ridiculous sums of money and unmatched enormity (check). Texans want to be represented by rich tradition and glorious history (check). Texans want to be represented by overpowering confidence and complete and total superiority (check). Texans want to be represented by The Univeristy of Texas, and that, my foreign friend, lies in one place and one place only: in the middle of Austin between MLK and 26th.

Of course, my foot will represent itself in in your *** if you disagree.

 

[UofTOrange]

Yes, I am content with that answer

 

[SlappyHorn]

Jkhombre, I could not have put it better myself.

 

[Ronnie]

My job had more to do with my qualifications than knowing some aggie already there. I was hired at a starting position and pay grade due a graduate of a tier one university.

 

[L_B_@_U_T]

Oxymoron, n. - A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist;,A figure in which an epithet of a contrary signification is added to a word; e. g., cruel kindness; laborious idleness.

 

[bobby78751]

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[CHIEFLAZYBOY]

jkhombre,

Hedley Lamar could not have said it better. If you need a campaign manager, ask Sheriff Bart, we is pretty close.

CHIEFBOY

 

[KerrHorn82]

I thought they did away with the infrastructure fee. I have no problems with the building maintenance here. The facilities have been more than adequate so far. My primary complaint would be having 200+ students in 3/4ths of my classes. But I expected that when I came here.