didja know?

[Dionysus]

Offer someone a penny for their thoughts. When they give you their two cents you have a profit.

 

[OldHippie]

Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born on the same day, February 12, 1809.

 

[OldHippie]

Chubby Checker, who popularized "Twist" songs copied his stage name from Fats Domino.

 

[accuratehorn]

Sadly, Pudgy Palindrome never made it big.

 

[Dionysus]

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[rickysrun]

Tulsa Enid
Dine a slut

 

[OldHippie]

There are more goats in Texas than in any other state. Link

 

[Driver 8]

Why don’t Junior League women participate in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes to write.

 

[JesterSurvivor]

Did you know that the inventor of the suppository was a real stuck up a hole?

 

[Driver 8]

Neil Armstrong (Neil A) was the first person on the moon.

“Neil A” backwards is Alien.

 

[VulcanHorn]

Wow, we really need the football season to start.

 

[Dionysus]

Wow, we really need the football season to start.

#DamnYouOffSeason