Dear Coke Dealers

[drunkfan#1]

"white girl" was the term constantly used about 5 years ago. I haven't heard it in a while.

Apparently now in North Austin there is a huge coke ring in chain restuarants. The drug dealers ........ are the cooks, and they deal it through the waiters/waitresses (who are all doing it as well). Believe it or not, they have devised a system where they barely cut upon the sugar/nutrasweet/splenda packets and insert the drugs. An eightball weighs very close to a normal packet.

 

[scottsins]

one sweet and low packet filled with sweet and low weighs one gram.

filling it with coke will not make an 8 ball (3.5 grams).

* also of note for calibration purposes, a dollar bill weighs exactly one gram. a nickel weighs exactly 5 grams.

 

[HenryGandorf]

crayon...on friday, i'm gonna introduce you to my friend sally, everyone's favorite white girl.

 

[crayon1973]

Nice... I think "white girl" i might have gotten.. "fat white girl" got me. And HG - I have a CW you're going to adore. You are buying me lunch on Saturday.

 

[HatDaddy]

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[SMDhorn]

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[unpaintedhuffhines]

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[Jive_Turkey]

too bad the dude who approached crayon wasn't in Miami last weekend.

 

[Jive_Turkey]

I dated a girl who told me about a time she was at the Palms in Vegas. Some dude walked up to her and asked if she wanted some candy. She said no, she wasn't hungry.

The dude walked away

 

[shotgun427]

I've never been into coke or the coke scene but I remember one time I went back to Ag town and some old friends of mine kept offering me some boogah shoogah and I had no idea what they were talking about. They found this fact hilarious. Looking back it's quite obvious what they were talking about.

Edit: I just thought of one that would be cool. "Want to meet my cousin?"
Some of the more adventurous/bilingual of you will get it.

 

[Texas_Rocks]

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[CaptainEd]

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[HenryGandorf]

he was. the next night.

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

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[bozo_casanova]

Unpainted is right- in fairness, we were at the Star Bar so if he was going to ditch without telling anybody to go to 4th and Lavaca looking for the melange, a rickshaw makes some sense, especially since this guy is the only person that my Dune reference stuck for the last decade plus, so about 25 minutes after leaving for the toilet he comes back on a different rickshaw, in a much more pulled-together sort of state, sits down, puts his arm around his girlfriend and says

"So I ran into _____."
ME: "Yeah?"
HIM: "Her Boyfriend controls the spice."

There's also a longer, more freewheeling version of this story with cameos from two local TV celebrities and a third rickshaw journey, even more desperate than the first, but this isn't the venue.

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

that could be interesting

 

[Texas_Rocks]

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[SMDhorn]

 

[shotgun427]

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[Seamus McBundy]

 

[Alum03]

I have never done coke and know almost nothing about it, but I did find this list of street slang for coke very amusing.

 

[Me So Horny]

coke is overrated, or, um, so I've heard.

 

[Art Vandelay]

I don't like cocaine......

............... I just like the way it smells.

 

[Jive_Turkey]

Where's Greggo?

 

[drunkfan#1]

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[drewbleedsorange]

"I don't like cocaine......

............... I just like the way it smells."

Ray Wylie Hubbard??

 

[HookemHrns03]

PC, I was there as well and also thought of this thread immediately.