Dancing With The Stars.....

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...., Season 11, began tonight and I'm ready for the music and action.

Anyone and everyone who's ever signed up to be a "star to dance with" on this entertaining live show gets my appreciation and admiration, except that whiny drama queen Kate Gosselin.

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After only one performance by each (tonight either a waltz or a cha cha), thus far:

"Dirty Dancing" heroine Jennifer Grey and singer/songwriter Brandy led the female contestants in dance performance, IMHO, with actress Audrina Patridge being a possibility if she improves significantly and quickly.

LA Laker Rick Fox and sitcom/Disney star Kyle Massey looked best dancing to us, so far, among the male contestants.

My wife and I agreed Fox was handsome, tall, elegantly graceful and musically nimble, while we found chunky, young Massey moved his feet and body very well, like a smaller version of previous DWTS runner-up, NFLer Warren Sapp.

Lots of other, different dance styles lie ahead to show abilities and faults in the weeks to come.

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Other star contestants were:

Stand-up comedienne Margaret Cho, who looked like she was able to waltz well enough, went for laughs in addition and got hammered hard for it by all three judges.

Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson, who moves much better than either Chloris Leachman or Buzz Aldrin did in seasons past.

Former first daughter of Alaska Bristol Palin, who was very nervous in perhaps her first time ever as a performer.

Aging international superstar David Hasselhoff, "dancing" to Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb," but showing off only his good hair and has been status.

Former NFL QB Kurt Warner, who framed his partner well, didn't move his feet any better than when failing at dodging pro football pass rushers.

Michael Bolton whose footwork showed no more agility to me than his predominately one dimensional, though soulful, husky singing.

And actor Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's "Jersey Shore," who was admittedly and obviously under rehearsed.

These folks all need to improve a lot and most will, but I thought those seven positioned themselves back in the pack tonight.

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My wife and I both pick Margaret Cho as the star least likely to survive tomorrow night's first elimination.

Tough to tell after just one performance, but mixing her otherwise acceptable waltz with comedy didn't please the judges or us.

So viewer call in response from her fans will be required to save her.

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I always enjoy the live music and singing that the couples pick to dance to.

This week, Otis Redding's "These Arms Of Mine," Queen's "We Are The Champions" and Aerosmith's "Crazy" were three of the ballroom dance music selections, all waltzes, which pleased me because the show's excellent band and singers covered them so well.

Bristol Palin dancing to Three Dog Night's "Mama Told Me Not To Come" was pretty cool too, although her cha cha was only good enough to serve as a first dance on a first show from a first time performer who will need to both loosen up and tighten up any future performance to display whatever terpsichorean talent she has.

Your thoughts?

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There are people on the show other than Brooke Burke? She is all I can focus on when my wife has this junk on TV. I won't watch the show, but if she's on screen I will stop and watch!
 
Nothing wrong with watching DWTS. I watched all of the first contest, which Kelly Monaco eventually won, and quite a bit last time with Erin and Pammy.
 
Hasselhoff got booted.

I agree that he was the star who actually did the least dancing and probably also showed the least potential to improve.

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Good music on the results show: Santana played his classic version of Tito Puente's "Oye Como Va" and Carlos also covered "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" with India.Arie providing the vocal on that George Harrison song.

Daughtry played his next single and also did Def Leppard's "Photograph" with Santana.

The live music offered on "Dancing With The Stars" is usually good and sometimes it's great.

The dance performances are fun to watch and the eye candy is almost non stop.

Both hosts are good, the judges are interesting and the whole presentation, lighting, costumes, etc., is spectacular.

IMHO, there's little else on TV that's as entertaining as this show, especially when you record it and zip through all the commercials.

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Brooke Burke just gets hotter.

Bristol Palin was better than I thought she'd be and I'm glad for her. Can't imagine how difficult that is for a shy person with no performance background and the pressure on her that night...

Don't like Lacey Schwimmer as a fat blonde.
 
The thing that shocks me about guys nowadays is the lack of shame.
I'm sure men throughout history have had guilty
Pleasures that were a little effeminate but they
Kept them on the DL. Now it's " yeah, I went to see the sex
In the city movie on the night of the premer. And
It was my idea not my wiFes"

Like Adam corolla says....... In 50 years we'll all be chicks
 
I thought all the dancing stars improved tonight in Week 2 to some degree except for Michael Bolton and Kyle Massey.

Massey still did OK, but Bolton was really, really, really bad.

Audrina Patridge and Kurt Warner showed the most improvement, IMHO.

And I think Margaret Cho improved the least.

I believe Michael Bolton most deserves to be eliminated tomorrow.

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I think Audrina Patridge is really hot and really dumb. Someone that you could put up with a couple months because she is really hot but then you would get really tired of her.
 
Thus far, Bristol Palin's danced to Three Dog Night's "Mama Told Me Not To Come" and "(My Mama Said) You Can't Hurry Love" by The Supremes.

How amazingly clever is that???

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More possible "Mama Songs" for Bristol to dance to in coming weeks.:

"Stacy's Mom" - Fountains Of Wayne, done as "Bristol's Mom."

"Mama's Song" - Carrie Underwood.

"Shop Around (My Mama Told Me You'd Better)" - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles.

"Your Mama Don't Dance" - Loggins & Messina.

"Mama He's Crazy" - The Judds.

"Mama, He Treats Your Daughter Mean" - Ruth Brown.

"Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This" - The Shirelles.

"My Mama Said" - ABBA.

"Mamma Mia" - ABBA.

"Hey Lawdy Mama" - Steppenwolf.

"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" - Willie & Waylon.

"Mama Tried" - Merle Haggard.

"Tell Mama" - Etta James; Janis Joplin.

"Mama Don't Allow" - Hank Thompson & His Brazos Valley Boys.

"Your Mother Should Know" - The Beatles.

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Any others about mothers?

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Bristol Palin's farewell dance, when she gets eliminated in a few weeks, will be to Ozzy Osbourne's "Mama I'm Coming Home."

You heard it here first.

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I think that Jennifer Grey has an edge on all the other stars because of her dancing ability, her excellent partner/choreographer (two time DWTS winner Derek Hough) and her place in the hearts of potential call in voters.

She's who I expect will win unless she fails in some way and others really improve.

Jennifer's certainly not almost a lock to win, in the way Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger was early on last season, but to me Grey does seem destined for the finals.

Audrina Patridge might be the only female star who has a bona fide chance to catch her, but at this early point that still seems unlikely.

Brandy's dancing will need to sparkle and shine more than it has thus far, IMHO.

I'm not sure she and her pro dancer/instructor Maksim Aleksandrovich Chmerkovskiy are matched up well enough temperamentally, communicatively, goal-wise, chemistry-wise or even in name spelling degree of difficulty, to succeed in any contest together, but it will be fun to watch.

Bristol Palin has a lot that she needs to improve on, but she seems genuinely willing and possibly able, if dreams can indeed come true.

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Among the men, Rick Fox looks like the strongest overall candidate to me, so far.

He apparently has had little dancing experience, but he's used to being coached to achieve good results in body movement, has natural grace and good looks, a pleasing personality and has always been able to move his feet very well as a basketball player.

He obviously learned long ago how control his tall body in a fluid, athletic way, utilizing his height to advantage rather than just adapting to it.

Rick will be challenged the most, IMHO, by faster dances like the jive or the quick step.

If he can do that footwork, I think the rest of his body will follow along nicely and his lifts, when they're allowed in a particular dance style, should be spectacular.

His partner, Cheryl Burke, is also a proven two time DWTS winner.

Kyle Massey has terpsichorean potential and a fighting chance because he can move his feet well, has a winning attitude, seems tuned in to his partner's instructions and appears to be ready for the challenge, if all that can make up for his lack of ideal body type.

I expect Kurt Warner will continue to improve also, but I suspect the ceiling above his personal dance floor is lower than Rick's.

I do think Kurt and Audrina have improved the most to this point.

Florence Henderson is the best dancer of any older star that I can remember.

If she continues to showcase her dancing skills, rather than depending on comedy or nostalgia, she could last awhile.

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The other two stars, Margaret Cho and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, seem well back in the pack to me, because of their lack of dancing potential or poor attitude and wandering focus, etc.

I admire, to a reasonable degree, any celebrity (except Kate Gosselin) who has the guts to appear on this show.

Your thoughts?

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I rarely watch pro football, but I did record that particular game because I have some interest players on those teams.

I don't care to watch commercials, so I usually watch sports on TV this way to leave more time for my grandkids, music, golf, HS or college football and watching movies......things I care more about.

I watch DWTS the same way, sans cmmercials.

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Two of my kids are big on pro fantasy football and ask every year if I want to participate in their league, but I decline because pro football doesn't interest me enough to follow it that closely and take up time I need to spend otherwise.

I saw Brees play at Westlake and my oldest son is a Crabtree fan.

With pro football I don't really care who wins, so I record some pro games that I think could be good and then watch them if I find out they were.

One son has that cable channel where they show every scoring play of every game and I've enjoyed watching that with him, but I'd never care to pay extra myself for such coverage.

Thanks for your kind and polite attention to my TV viewing habits, EPThorn, although I personally found that more curious than my enjoying Dancing with the Stars with my wife, daughter or daughter-in-law, who teaches dance.

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This is Week 3.

These stars look like they're the contenders to me:

Audrina Patridge
Brandy
Rick Fox
Jennifer Grey
Kyle Massey
Kurt Warner

Audrina is making a move to the top, while Jennifer slipped a bit.

Kurt is channeling athletic dancer Gene Kelly and Rick needs to answer that with some Fred Astaire smoothness mixed in with his own athleticism, because I think Fox has that dance vibe variabilty.

Brandy gave her best dance yet, IMHO.

Kyle performs great, but needs to dance better.

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While these stars look to me like they're each awaiting their turn to go, in whatever order the call in voters decide:

Margaret Cho
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Bristol Palin
Florence Henderson

I'll pick Margaret Cho to be eliminated next, just because I think the other three will get more call in support.

But, hey, what do I know about call in support?

We'll see.

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Maybe tonight Michael Bolton will sing "When a Man Loves a Man" and dedicate that word change to Bruno Tonioli.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

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I was interested to read that Maksim Chmerkovskiy won the 2009 Superstars competition.

The format has changed since such as footballers O.J. Simpson and Herschel Walker or decathlete Dave Johnson or hurdlers Willie Gault and Renaldo Nehemiah won the competition.

But I guess it's still a notable athletic achievement.

Unless he was competing against David Hasselhoff and Michael Bolton

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This fourth week I expect whichever of Bristol, Florence or "The Situation" performs the worst will be voted off.

I think the rest of the dancing stars are far enough ahead of those three to be safe except from the scripted drama the results show always manufactures.

Unless, of course, Audrina, Rick, Jennifer, Kyle, Brandy or Kurt falls off the new, elevated, circular stage they're using this week.

We'll see, I'm starting to watch tonight's rhumba or tango performances right now.

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Some good music tonight:

Two pros demonstrated the Argentine tango, performing instructively as "gigolo and gigolette," dancing to a snappy live cover of Tony Bennett's "The Boulevard of Broken Dreams."

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas gamely did an "age appropriate," senior but still sensuous rhumba to Paul McCartney's "Yesterday."

Jennifer and Derek danced to "La Cumparsita" which is probably the best and most famous tango music ever except for, perhaps, that popularly poppy pop hit "Hernando's Hideaway," which sounds very much like it.

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It was, by far, the top dance of the night and of this season, so far.

Audrina and Tony tangoed to Jefferson Airplane's "Somebody To Love," which memorably featured that great Grace Slick vocal in its original version.

This live version sounded really good.

I personally enjoyed that oldie but goodie song selection immensely, but feel that using this slightly slower, untraditional tango music lessened Audrina's performance potential compared to what Jennifer was able to offer and nail, dancing to "La Cumparsita."

Audrina's footwork's technical difficulty was lacking, plus her dance was uneven and slower in tempo, while Jennifer and Derek were superb in every way, tangoing beautifully to perfect music.

Brandy and Maks' sexy rhumba showed improvement and made good use of her bodacious booty, giving us her best dance, thus far, IMHO.

However, she still lags behind Jennifer and Audrina.

If Jennifer Grey dances to her potential, I believe her partner Derek Hough will be able to make her unbeatable.

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Rick Fox, Kyle Massey and Kurt Warner dropped back a bit, but still look to me like much better overall dancers than Bristol Palin, Florence Henderson or Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino can/will ever be.

When (and if) Kyle makes it far enough to do his tango, I doubt he can lift Lacey Schwimmer as is allowed in that dance.

But I think she could lift him.

I thought Florence and Bristol did well enough tonight to deserve staying around another week, and that "The Situation" and his apparently awesome abs should be eliminated next.

He and Karina Smirnoff tangoed to the Eurhythmics' "Sweet Dreams."

Good music choice, however, she too often danced solo as he managed to do five admittedly difficult lifts and almost nothing else.

His six pack is really about all Mike has going on and, unfortunately for him, belly dancing is not a ballroom event.

Bristol might depart the show before she ever comes fully out of her protective Alaskan king crab shell, though the call in voters may want to see her try again as would I.

And, as Florence well knows, a 76 year old person could go suddenly at any time.

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Kurt and his red headed pro partner, Anna (who's my very favorite dancer to watch), could also be in danger; however, Mike Sorrentino with his muscled middle is my considered choice to be gone, after tomorrow night.

His situation is that he's definitely the worst dancer left.

We'll see how the call in voting goes.

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Derek is so much better than the other pros that it really isn't a fair competition.

It's his trophy to lose every season.
 
Agreed. Not only the best dancer, but IMHO by far the best choreographer in terms of style, toughness and creativity. i feel that will ultimately give Jennifer Grey the ultimate edge.

Did any one else have trouble holding down their feed after seeing Flo Henderson and Corky (?) grinding it out. THAT was gross. While I applaud her ability and her attempt to make a statement that older people enjoy the sex, I most certainly will have that image seared into my brain for too many weeks, I fear.
 
Hey, hey Bristol Palin, I think your time is up.

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Performance night in Week Five of Season 11 had a different theme: TV shows with the competing couples dancing to the theme music.

There's a plenty of better music available to dance to, but I guess they have to try different things.

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Here's how I saw it:

Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy rapidly started things off with a stylish, fast paced Quick Step to the theme music from "Friends" and received a 27 out of 30, which was their highest score yet and it held up as the best score of the evening.

Brandy is now looking like a finalist with Jennifer to me.

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Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas did a purposely comedic Tango to the unlikely (except that they were dancing, of course, to the intro song of her TV show) music of "The Brady Bunch Theme."

Such a bubble gummy song certainly invites comedy (how else could you use it?) but Florence has the ability to do this dance style straight up and the judges all criticized the couple's humorous interpretation before giving out a 21, the couple's highest score so far (which mainly underlined how far back in the pack they have always been).

Seems to me they were trapped into performing to inferior Tango music (especially compared to the perfection of "La Cumparsita," as used by Jennifer and Derek last week) and Mrs. Brady was damned if she used her own TV song and damned if she didn't.

Florence isn't going to stick around for the end anyhow, but the score she got was about all that one could really expect when doing that dance style to that music.

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Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya got the best use from their TV theme music of any couple, doing a cleverly choreographed Quick Step to the "Theme from Bewitched."

Warner began by miming clumsiness and a lack of rhythm (a real stretch for him, I know) until his cute, perky, red headed pro dance partner thematically "nose twitched" him into a well-coordinated embodiment of athletic dance icon Gene Kelly.

She even quickly rebooted Kurt's dancing skills with that magical naso/facial expression when he later faltered, before he finally returned to mistake prone normalcy at the end.

It was a charmingly correct, well executed, choreographic commentary on exactly what Anna is trying to accomplish for Kurt with increasing success: turning a Super Bowl MVP into the dancing star of "Singing in the Rain."

Warner got all his steps right, plus he was very musical, portraying the nuances of his character perfectly, and he garnered a 24 out of 30.

I thought this was the most entertaining accomplishment of this whole theme bound evening and I even thought their score should have been a bit higher.

However, the first three couples all received their highest scores of the season.

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In this format, Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani might have gotten stuck with whatever the Partridge Family theme song is, but they did better and received, in itself, a slightly smouldering song from her own MTV show, "The Hills," and danced a rather stolid, non-smouldering Rhumba to "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield.

These two truly beautiful people really need to show us some chemistry.

My wife and I have decided that she's hot and he's hot; but together, thus far, they're not.

After all, doesn't the name of her TV show prosaically refer to her lovely curves, especially the poetically praiseworthy swellings of her ample breasts?

She needs to shake her moneymaking apparatus much more, while she still has the opportunity to please the judges and us, but got a 23 anyway.

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Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer did a Disco/Fox Trot mash up to the theme music of "Charlie's Angels" which divided the three judges 2-1 with the majority of Len and Bruno saying their cheeky offering was not traditional enough.

Add in the opinions of my wife and I and make it 5-1 against.

They received a 20.

It was fun to watch and judge Carrie Ann, a former Fly Girl herself, dug it a lot.

Lacey has led previous partners down a "younger," tradition tossed aside, terpsichorean trail to earlier eliminations than they might have had otherwise, but she and Kyle seem to be mostly set on entertaining themselves, the studio audience and the call in crowd.

We'll see how that works out.

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Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke visited a LA Lakers practice and heard Kobe Byrant and Phil Jackson remind their former teammate to at least beat Kurt Warner in their smaller football/basketball face off within the main competition.

Fox and Burke did a Rhumba to the "Theme from Hill Street Blues."

Tall Rick, when at his best, reminds of smooth, sophisticated and lanky dance icon Fred Astaire.

However, he and Cheryl have managed only a quiet, mutually respecting and respectfully respectable, nonsexual dance chemistry between them, probably because their eyes seldom meet as a result of their greatly differing heights.

They look very good together, but really need to turn up the performance heat between themselves and sometimes also move at a little quicker tempo when it's appropriate (perhaps in the Jive?).

The judges are playing along with the two athletes' own personal contest within the overall dance competition and gave Rick a 24 to exactly match Kurt's earlier score.

Game on.

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Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas danced a "Jive" to "The Monkees' Theme."

"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees.....," going for slapstick comedy to make Bristol feel more comfortable.

They came out as chest beating, hip twisting gorillas, but all too soon removed their monkey suits revealing one talented human who had pretty simply choreographed the routinue and one human who had quite simply forgotten it.

Miss Palin's lack of confidence, comfort, dance talent, performance skills and now her memory loss was painful to watch and afterwards she appeared to be defeated and ready to move on, back to Alaska where more familiar animals, people and situations roam the range.

She's shown patience, pluck and perseverence, but she's become a "Palindrome" like personality, much better suited to doing the Hokey Pokey in her Northern homeland rather than braving the Hollywood Shuffle.

I predict she's gone tonight after the totals are announced, unless her call in fans are very cruel and want to see her tortured even more.

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Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough did a decent Fox Trot to the Frank Sinatra song, "Love and Marriage," which introduced each dysfunctional episode of "Married with Children."

They danced well enough to get a 25, but that music is as ploddingly slow as Mario Lanza's "The Donkey Serenade" or Gounod's "Funeral March for a Marionette," which is better known as the "Alfred Hitchcock Theme."

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Gosh, the cynical lyric of "Love and Marriage" alone was enough to make the whole dance more of a downer than it would have been if the song were just played instumentally.

But they got a 25.

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Jennifer and Brandy look like finalists to us with Kurt, Rick and Audrina as contenders.

While, now, Kyle is sliding back towards elimination territory, nearer Florence and Bristol.

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I thought many of the performances this week were hampered or limited by the music.

JMO.

Every tempo played by the band was correct and dance style appropriate, but too often the music was, for me, just nostalgic and relatively uninspiring.

Good dancing needs good music.

They go together, like a horse and carriage.

Just as that Bundy family anthem further warns, "This I tell ya, brother.....You can't have one without the other."

I thought this show was, with some exceptions, dysfunctional like that TV show's Bundy family......funny, generally well performed and interesting conceptually, but not as good as a regular DWTS show having better music.

Could I have picked better TV theme music for dancing?

Probably not, but I would have considered:

Quincy Jones' "Sanford and Son Theme" with an Afroed, mustachioed, pimped out Kyle as a short statured version of Fred's "dummy" son, Lamont.

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Heck, John Forsythe as Charlie, was only heard and never seen by his three Angels; whereas Lamont was a main character.

Not sure how Lacey Schwimmer would have done as Lamont's Aunt Esther, though.



Or maybe, if they hadn't been encouraged by an overwhelming popular expectation to dance to her "Brady Bunch Theme," Florence and Corky might have foregone that comedy for a more traditional Tango using "The Mission: Impossible Theme" and been rewarded a point or two more.

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Maybe not.



And possibly, Bristol would have felt more at ease jiving to the theme of "Northern Exposure," perhaps dressed up as an egg-laden, birth control advocating salmon.

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That might have appealed more to some special interest, political call in groups like ecologists and/or family planners.

But, hey, hey, Bristol still would have been a fish out of water.

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See, I tried.

Next week the musical theme is Rock & Roll.

And I'll bet I'm gonna like like those tunes mo' better.

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