Coolest names from the past

[Jakes on Fifth]

Ernest T Bass

 

[Hornicator]

Back in the mid/late 1970's, there was a name listed in the Austin phone book with the name

Titzoff, Henador

As kids, we'd pronounce the first name as He-gnawed-her. For the moment, it was cheap entertainment.

 

[UT wildcatter]

Argyle
Jose Escondito
Cucamonga Jones
PP Peling
Carl Buddig
Go Go Yabari

 

[toughandcool]

Engelbert Humperdinck

 

[DeathTongue]

Baskerville Holmes

Shockmain Davis

Dennis Miller on MNF: "Shockmain? There's one you won't see on many coffee mugs at Disney World."

 

[orange_xpress]

Dick Trickle

Ronnie and Donnie Johns

 

[TXSNOS]

In reply to:

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[TXSNOS]

Ima Hogg

 

[accuratehorn]

Shaft, John Shaft.

 

[austintex]

Bigus Dickus

 

[Pentaconta]

For my money, you can't go wrong with some Bond Girls:

- Honey Rider
- ***** Galore
- Plenty O'Toole
- Mary Goodnight
- Holly Goodhead
- Octopussy
- Penelope Smallbone
- May Day
- Xenia Onatopp

No, I'm not making these up.

 

[Doughbroz]

Members of our tribe are named after the first thing the father sees after the birth. Any more questions, Two Dogs Fkn?

 

[lostman]

Atticus Finch

 

[yourlordarileus]

Khufu