10 reasons why CU fans tore down the goalposts:
10. Well West Virginia is a helluva lot better than East Virginia - or South or North Virginia.
9. The goalpost reminds them of a huge "hook 'em horns" sign.
8. The way weed flows around Boulder, they wanted to take it down and cut it up into 1,240 pipes for "bong night" vs. UT.
7. Stoned CU students thought the goalposts were giant "extra plastic strips" that had to be removed from the "new" field.
6. It was time to "go play intramurals, brother," and they don't use goalposts for that.
5. With the lack of offense, they weren't needed?
4. The damn things get in the way of the view of Mt. Evans!
3. The West Virginia fans bought them to take back to Morgantown for "furniture."
2. The WVa fans wanted something to "hang Bill Stewart from" outside Fulsom Field.
1. Ralphie needed a hole to take a crap in, and well, now there's a hole!