Chicks with only Guy Friends

the responses to this thread = hilarious.

I married a chick with mostly guy friends. She's great, and I was actually introduced to her through one of them.

I'm not sure who said it, but this situation is 95-5 - 95% of chicks with all guy friends probably have issues, and represent the vast majority of the experiences and posts on this thread. However, the 5% that are different tend to like sports, hold intelligent conversation, hold jobs that have challenges to them, both intellectual and physical, take good care of themselves, are independent (read NOT co-dependent) and generally very cool people. If you meet one, hang on - they're great.

But you can't have mine. She's spoken for.
 
i married one as well. she can hang with the guys and is no nonsense. most women can't handle her straight foward attitude. She does have one close female friend. Also, the guys that are her friends have been around for 15 years. they are truely friends and are loyal. There is always a couple of exceptions to the rule.
 
Craig McDermott: If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who ******* cares?
Patrick Bateman: Well, let's just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality?
[pause, all laugh]
Patrick Bateman: I know, I know.
[all in unison]
Patrick Bateman, Craig McDermott, David Van Patten: There are no girls with good personalities.
David Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ******* mouth shut.
Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the **** that means, are ugly chicks.
David Van Patten: Absolutely.
Craig McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how ******* unnattractive they are.
 
ALL male friends? Red Flag. I have dated lots of these women. Many times they don't even realize the sexual undertones that we males have in our relationships.

A guy "friend" is with you out at a bar. You are thinking "it's so nice to have a guy friend I can be open and honest with" He's thinking, "What do I have to DO to get in this girl's pants?" Even if you are in a relationship and he is too. Otherwise, he wouldn't be out with YOU, spending $15 each on your freaking Lemon Martinis.

If the above statement is not true for you, you are either:
1) "happily" married
2) too old to care
3) a eunich
4) too dumb to know the truth when you read it, leave UT immediately, and go North to Oklahoma.


Women with all male friends sometimes don't realize they are surrounded by wolves. Other times, they relish the wolves' attention. Most of the ones I have dated fall into the latter. Why would I care? I am a wolf. Hit it and Howl.
 
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