Brent Venables Hates Puppies 🐶

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Venables hates his offensive coordinator.

 

[TheBeeman]

Brent Venables thinks a watermelon is a vegetable.
(This joke may be old - but I just found out that the water melon is the state vegetable of Oklahoma.)

Why Watermelon Is Considered A Vegetable In Oklahoma - Food Republic

The watermelon has been Oklahoma's official state vegetable since 2007 - but not everyone is convinced the summertime treat isn't actually a fruit.

www.foodrepublic.com

 

[WorsterMan]

When BV eats corn on the cob, he removes the cooked corn and eats the cobb!

 

[WorsterMan]

Veneables thinks Saban was overrated as a Head Coach!!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV has never been to NYC but says he can’t wait to go someday and see the Eiffel Tower.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV thinks that when the weatherman says 50% chance rain, only half the rain will fall down from the sky.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV, in his pregame motivational speech, told his players there is no “I” in happyness.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV yelled at his players after failing grades and shouted, “If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re, your an idiot!”

 

[Horn6721]

LC on a roll

 

[1sahorn]

Brent Venables thinks a watermelon is a vegetable.
(This joke may be old - but I just found out that the water melon is the state vegetable of Oklahoma.)

Why Watermelon Is Considered A Vegetable In Oklahoma - Food Republic

The watermelon has been Oklahoma's official state vegetable since 2007 - but not everyone is convinced the summertime treat isn't actually a fruit.

www.foodrepublic.com

Wow...I was a bio. major...never knew watermelons were veggies. Silly (stupid) me. I never knew veggies have seeds.

 

[SabreHorn]

BV yelled at his players after failing grades and shouted, “If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re, your an idiot!”

Bad joke, LC; they would have to be registered for classes and go to classes to fail.

Hook em, and tell Jude to kick some *** this week.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV wonders why women never have to take a DNA test to determine if the child is theirs.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV loves the sensation of urinating after cutting up habanero peppers .

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV is so ghetto a reporter once asked him if he knew about Gluten-free. He said “No, how long he been out?”

 

[Driver 8]

Brent Venables thinks Norman, Oklahoma is a nice place to live

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV protested joining a conference named after a government agency. No one wanted to tell him.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Venables hates his offensive coordinator.

Venables hates his offensive coordinator even more today!

 

[1sahorn]

Venables hates his offensive coordinator even more today!

He also hates cotton candy, cotton linens, cotton shirts, cotton balls; basically anything that reminds him of the Cotton Bowl.

Might as well throw in foot long hot dogs, big ferris wheels, Big Tex; basically anything that reminds him of Texas.

It's pretty cool, too 'cause Sooner hate tastes ALMOST as good as aggy tears.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

BV says, “scoring TDs isn’t easy”.

 

[Driver 8]

 

[guy4321]

"Brent Venables Hates Puppies"​

I think he hates the end zone more