Best Opening Line to Any Song

[centexorange]

I am ironman!!

 

[SunBurntOrange]

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends....."

"So, so you think you can tell, Heaven from Hell....."

 

[guitartex]

Rock on Gold Dust Woman
Take your silver spoon
and dig your grave.......

 

[atxbaby]

The two that sprang to mind are:

"Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party"

"I woke up this morning, Texas on my mind."

 

[wolfman]

You know the day destroys the night,
Night divides the day
Tried to run, tried to hide,
Break on through to the other side

 

[Wild Bill]

"And the men who hold high places must be the ones to start
to mold a new reality closer to the heart".

 

[Do The Lance Dance]

What about the time, you were fallin' over?
Fall on your face, you must be having fun

 

[BigWill]

well i gotta get drunk
and I sure do dread it

 

[wherzwaldo]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

 

[kgp]

Adeste fideles laeti triumphantes venite venite in Bethlehem
Hallelujah!

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[wewokahorn]

From the distant past:

"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips..."

 

[nych 1]

Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine.
I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
I am the antichrist
Hey ho, let's go
My my, hey hey rock and roll is here to stay

 

[Turd of Doom]

What's with these homies dissin my girl

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

Rumors spreading round, bout that Texas town

The preacher man says its the end of time and the Mississippi Rivers shes a goin dry

Bluejean baby, LA laddy, seamstress for the band

We'll be fighting in the street, with our children at our feet

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday

He was born in Oklahoma

We don't need no education

Well I don't know where they come from but they sure do cum

On a warm summers evenin, train bound for nowhere

In heaven there is no beer

 

[Left Hand Black]

When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights,
The curtains drawn in the little room downstairs

 

[SigPi_Horn]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Wise men say, only fools rush in.

We had the right love at the wrong time.

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.

I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

 

[Puffer]

[Willie] High on a mountain...in western Montana [Willie]

 

[accuratehorn]

How many roads must a man walk down,
Before you call him a man?

or...

Whiskey river, take my mind..,

 

[chitwood]

We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.

I saw her standin on her front lawn just twirlin her baton
Me and her went for a ride sir and ten innocent people died

Well they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month
Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none
He came home too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine
He got a gun shot a night clerk now they call him Johnny 99

 

[alden]

"when i think back on all the crap i learned in high school
its a wonder i can think at all"

 

[El Torito]

"A modern day warrior, mean mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride."

 

[hobbs4heisman]

amarillo by mornin, up from San Antone.

 

[trueut2003]

I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.

 

[accuratehorn]

War! huh, yeah, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

 

[HornsTrue]

"well, we're movin on up!..."

"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a mexican girl."

 

[accuratehorn]

Hello darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

Don't believe the devil
I don't believe his book
But the truth is not the same
Without the lies he made up

 

[Smurfette]

I tried to think of something poetic and meaningful, and all I got was

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.... "

 

[flaco]

Sheri was a waitress...

 

[MaduroUTMB]

I want to run, I want to fly,
I want to tear down the walls,
That hold me inside.
I want to reach out,
and touch the flame,
Where the streets have no name.

I defy somebody to top that.