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According to Ketchum and texlarry, Tinkles the Bullmastiff is no longer considering Texas A&M. Contrary to rumor, the 43-17 Texas shellacking was not the driving force behind the lack of interest; indeed, Tinkles was said to have had a contentious visit last week to Aggieland.
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After one of Tinkles' hosts refused to take him to a "canine club where he could be with his own kind", Aggie insiders say that he became belligerent and began denigrating the Aggie OLB's he vowed he'd start over if he went there. This culminated in conflict when he approached player host Christian Rodriguez and said,"Hey Rodriguez, you're a pretty nice LB.............FOR ME TO POOP ON!" Rodriguez bowed up to Tinkles who quickly put him in a submission hold Royce Gracie style. Rodriguez was then forcibly dominance humped -- froggystyle no less -- in the middle of Dixie Chicken to the horrified stares of patrons and Aggie players (some of whom seemed almost wistfully jealous of Rodriguez). The shaken Rodriguez was later taken to the Bryan Minor Emergency Center for medical and psychiatric treatment -- in addition to FBI mandated DNA swabs of his warmup pants. Tinkles is still at large in the Greater Bryan/College Station Metropolis.
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After one of Tinkles' hosts refused to take him to a "canine club where he could be with his own kind", Aggie insiders say that he became belligerent and began denigrating the Aggie OLB's he vowed he'd start over if he went there. This culminated in conflict when he approached player host Christian Rodriguez and said,"Hey Rodriguez, you're a pretty nice LB.............FOR ME TO POOP ON!" Rodriguez bowed up to Tinkles who quickly put him in a submission hold Royce Gracie style. Rodriguez was then forcibly dominance humped -- froggystyle no less -- in the middle of Dixie Chicken to the horrified stares of patrons and Aggie players (some of whom seemed almost wistfully jealous of Rodriguez). The shaken Rodriguez was later taken to the Bryan Minor Emergency Center for medical and psychiatric treatment -- in addition to FBI mandated DNA swabs of his warmup pants. Tinkles is still at large in the Greater Bryan/College Station Metropolis.
