aggy meltdown

[Orangesweat]

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[DigglerontheHoof]

That may very well be the gayest photo on the interwebs.

 

[UTFAN4EVER]

Fill in the blank ________ .

Q: What did one aggy yell leader say to the other?

A: Keep your hands there one more minute, and I will be your friend for life!

 

[HousHorn09]

The Link
Just having the urge to ask this kind of question on a internet fan board (Ag tag and all) is downright hysterical.

 

[LonghornCougar]

aggy hilarity

This was an entertaining thread too.

 

[gobears92]

Where is the bottom of the barrel with this cult????

 

[sinless1]

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[Sangre Naranjada]

That's what's so great about aggy fan. While they can predict occasional losses for the fightin' men of manure, they just can't bring themselves to acknowledge that a loss to those damned sips is even a possibility. This despite any what rational comparative examination of the players would reveal.

Makes beating their asses so much more fun!

 

[SectionThree]

Jumpin' Joeckels, Kingfish!!
It had to happen and now it has. That well known judge of
talent (IF they like aggy) has, um, sorta, kinda adjusted his
evaluations of recruits. To wit.... (in his top 110):
The numba three QB is now the Joeckel boy, having pledged
to lead aggy to another national champeenship. He has
joined the Showers boy (at numba two). Case McCoy has
dropped, naturally, to numba four. This is objectively based
on the highly competitive spring games.
As purely coincidental, QB Joeckel's bro, Luke, has now
vaulted to numba three on the offensive line, jumping
Espinosa. The criteria for jumping, entirely objective, would
never be based on drinking maroon koolaid, but I digress.
Mista Loochie continues his entirely unbiased evaluations
and pleases the aggy nation that they now have leapfrogged
them nasties ova in Austin. Congrats, Loochie.

 

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[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Ok, so back to the photo of the nut squeezing........did anyone else notice that every single one of them have something square/rectangular in or near their pockets? Is every damned thing about them square?

 

[accuratehorn]

The mind-boggling reality of a situation where a former all-male school clings to its outmoded traditions so slavishly that women squeeze their non-existant missing parts that are supposed to be squeezed-this cannot be comprehended by a rational human being. Can you imagine a guy's mother admitting she did this?
I'm getting my mom an extra gift this Mother's Day for choosing UT. Thanks, Mom.

 

[coolhorn]

aggy...putting the cult in agri-cult-ure for well over a century.