2 aggies in a kayak

[Bierman]

Well I thought this would be a good place to tell this story.

I went down to Port A to do a little fishing this past weekend (Reds mainly) We had been out all day and were on our way to the dock when we pass two guys huddled up (spooning) hanging on an upside down kayak. We shake our heads and keep going then one of us looked back and they are flagging us down. Mind you they were 20 yards from the shore.so we do the neighborly thing and turn around.

When we pull up to the guys and they are scared to death. We pull them into the boat and they had been there for about an hour and were just getting eaten up by jellyfish. So we give them a ride in and pull their kayak. We asked them why they didn't just swim to shore. They said they can't swim. I noticed that it was a 1 man kayak. I said "were both of you in it? No one of them replied "He jumped in to help me". So I said and he can't swim either??? They confirmed it. So I already know we got us a couple of screwballs here.

So they are making conversation and ask us where we are from and we tell them. I asked them and they replied "College Station". I am already giggling to myself. I said "are y'all students"? They said yes they just finished their classes and came down to celebrate. I am laughing pretty damn hard by now and all I can say is "It Figures".

I looked at 2 of my friends from Nebraska and said you see Aggie Jokes write themselves.

That is all...

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

good stuff....


how did fishing go? my dad and i were gonna go down, but the calendar said it wasn't a good weekend.

 

[Seamus McBundy]

God bless em for trying!

 

[Lat22]

That's funny, but it's also how people die. Where were they?

 

[VacantlyOccupied]

So you saw two guys hanging off an overturned kayak and your reaction is to shake your head and keep going?

Nice.

 

[Bookman]

I hope they had life jackets on.

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

Aggies should avoid kayaking and just stick to driving.

 

[HousHorn09]

You guys are mssing the real tragedy here. Obviously somewhere there's a drowning sheep in those waters.

 

[Larry T. Spider]

Theres only one aggie joke, the rest of those are true stories.....

 

[Bierman]

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[Bierman]

Goo Fishing was Ok nothing to brag about we put about 4 or 5 a day in the boat. Caught a lot of hard headst though

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

f'in hard head. my boss' son took a hard head right through his foot. (was wearing a shoe too)

 

[Lat22]

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[DRAG69]

When I go fishing I never fail to catch what I want.....




Absolutely 100% of the time guaranteed.




Because I do my fishing at Quality Seafood on Airport Blvd.

 

[ImissWallyPryor]

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[blueag09]

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[LonghornCatholic]

I wasn't going to say anything but I too gave aggy a helping hand a few days ago.
I whipped in to HEB to purchase fuel and happened upon aggy who had a look of befuddlement. He was standing, with a glazed look, in front of the newly installed gas pumps. I asked him what the problem was; he said he could not figure out how to use the new "pay-at-the-pump". He handed me his credit card, with an agriculture & mechanical logo-mind you, and I got him going.
My wife, who is a grad from The University of Waterloo in Canada-so she doesn't care about aggy one way or another, told me I was was doing him more harm than good. I should have empowered him to do it himself.
Oh well, I feel pretty good about helping aggy out. Not 100% sure if he was real aggy or t-shirt aggy, but he was credit card aggy, cadet aggy sticker, 12th man aggy sticker, and his car was aggy color. I admit, he could just be aggy offspring.

 

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[Bierman]

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[El Sapo]

Aggy is as aggy does.

 

[texashorne]

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[jamesgang]

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[gkp]

If they were in the water without vests, and can't swim, then the only real solution is to let Nature clean the gene pool. Harsh, I know, but ...

 

[hornFANtastic]

texashorne, now that was funny and original, bravo!

 

[WorsterMan]

muledick

 

[txboy_in_az]

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[Austin180]

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I wasn't going to say anything but I too gave aggy a helping hand a few days ago.
I whipped in to HEB to purchase fuel and happened upon aggy who had a look of befuddlement. He was standing, with a glazed look, in front of the newly installed gas pumps. I asked him what the problem was; he said he could not figure out how to use the new "pay-at-the-pump". He handed me his credit card, with an agriculture & mechanical logo-mind you, and I got him going.
My wife, who is a grad from The University of Waterloo in Canada-so she doesn't care about aggy one way or another, told me I was was doing him more harm than good. I should have empowered him to do it himself.


Your wife's right. Next time, bring him and his credit card over to your pump and show him how to swipe it and pump gas. Then tell him to go back over to his pump and try it for himself.