Characteristics of
the owners of different breeds of dogs:
Yorkie - overly talkative, won't shut up
Dalmatian - likes to play with fire
Pit Bull - lacking in confidence
Blood Hound - drinks a lot
Boston Terrier - good chap
Golden Retriever - family oriented
Toy Poodle - wants to be the center of attention
Afghan - elegant, rich, fake boobs
Great Dane - smart but forgetful and absent-minded
Bulldog - lazy
Rhodesian Ridgeback - dangerous racist
St Bernard - drinks a lot, and eats a lot
English Sheepdog - stylish
Datschund - obsessed with cleanliness and order
Border Collie - messy, free-wheeling
Doberman - actual tough guy who doesn't go around "acting tough", but is a nice and decent person
Chow - psychotic madman
Akita - seems ok, but is a potential murderer, beware
Pug - not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Jack Russell Terrier - really smart person who is also the life of the party
Beagle - clumsy, means well but accidentally causes much harm
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