You're in the parking lot in front of my church

At least you don't have to share a room with a Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
 
Jake???....Jake Ryan???...Jake's my boy!!!

Trashmaster: you are my hero for bringing up this movie. This will always be a classic in my book.
 
Right! So why would I lie? But I feel compelled to mention to you, Jake, that if all you want of the girl is a piece of ***, I mean, I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me to kick your ***. I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.
 
So basically, Jimmy, my business is video game arcades, laundry, cigarette machines and trucking.

I dabble a little bit in personal loans and politics.
 
This information cannot leave this room. It would devastate my reputation as a dude.

OK, No problem.

I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.


----it just occurred to me that most people enrolled at UT were born after this movie came out. I suddenly feel very old.
 
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PULL IT OUT!!!!

*pulls out Certs*

Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
 
Give me five minutes, a grace period if you will.

Wait, wrong movie........
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New style American Girlfriend: I run the 100 meters in 10 seconds flat.

Long Duck Dong: *bewildered and looking at her chest* FLAT?
 
Y'all ever notice that when the blond chick has her hair stuck in the door, and her friends come up to her all drunk? That was actually pretty good acting. I don't know why that caught my eye, but I guess it is because I can't stand it when actors can't do drunk very good.
 
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