Your backyard is not complete....

[SunBurntOrange]

.....until you have one of these babies.

Inflatable Pub

 

[YoLaDu]

i like how it cost $42,000 USD and they have a quantity box next to the price so you can click how many you want to buy!

 

[Seattle Husker]

Isn't "Hogshead" a pub from Harry Potter???? Man, I think that would only be a fit if you're throwing a Harry Potter party.

 

[Sugarpunk]

Allsome! Let me know when you get yours set up and I'll be over there to help you break it in. Just remember, a pub is not a proper pub without a gaggle of cleavage bearing beer wenches.

 

[mcbrett]

how does that think not bust or burn down the first time some drunk *** with a cigarette or pocket knife get within 5 feet of that thing?

 

[RomaVicta]

No worries, for an extra $10,000 they will include the ultra-powerful Hogshead Pump and Fire Control System! Hurry while supplies last!

 

[Longhorny630]

It needs to be able to do the moonbounce thing. Imagine, a bunch of drunks in a moonbounce, the puke would be endless.

 

[SunBurntOrange]

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[Texanne]

I don't know anything about Harry Potter, but I thought it was Hogwarts in those books.

I was wonder how hot it would get in that thing, but I noticed that all the "pub patrons" are dressed like it's freezing out, and then I remembered it's in England. Isn't it always cold there?

 

[general35]

i want one. i inflate that sucker during the annual block party and im a hero.

 

[UTEE]

I want one for my tailgate party. That would be allsome!

 

[TexasRx]

That is allsome.

Gotta love the British descriptions: 8 meters tall but 15 foot wide. Next thing you know those people will be driving on the wrong side of the road.

 

[Dr_Bob_Rio]

"includes dart board"
built in obsolescence

 

[bierce]

Of course it's described in multiple measuring systems. A hogshead is 63 gallons (U.S.) when measuring wine, but 54 gallons when measuring beer, and 48 gallons when measuring ale.

The Hog's Head was the name of the pub operated by Aberforth Dumbledore in the village of Hogsmeade.

I showed the thing to my ten year old son, pointed out the dart board feature, and waited. He stood there for a couple of seconds then collapsed on the coach laughing.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

Hogwarts is the school.

 

[darius]

Does it come with an inflatable Hermione?

 

[bierce]

Don't be ridiculous. It would come with Madame Rosmerta.