You wear too much eye makeup...

[hornfanuk]

...My sister wears too much. People think she's a *****.

 

[EternalHorn]

"I do have a test today, that wasnt' ********. It's on European Socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

 

[MAROON]

You're Abe Froman...the sausage king of Chicago?

 

[ptownhorn]

cameron is going to marry the first woman he sleeps with

 

[halsteadfrost]

When Cameron was in Egypt's land...

Let my Cameron goooooo....

 

[Friday]

What's the score?

Nuthin', nuthin'.

Who's winning?

The Bears.

 

[Longhorny630]

You guys got nothing to worry about, I'm a professional.

A professional what?

 

[LITNIN HORN]

"He's gonna be a fry cook on Venus."

 

[Texanne]

Cameron's so tightly wound, if you shoved a piece of coal up his ***, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

 

[The Over Cusser]

"Ed.... Ferris Bueller is on line 2 !"

 

[wherzwaldo]

Something-d-o-o economics.

 

[mcbrett]

Do you have a kiss for daddy?

 

[rickysrun]

Oh my god! You're dying?...Is it serious?

 

[Friday]

My sister got a car for her birthday. I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

 

[Texanne]

Never had a lesson!

 

[LITNIN HORN]

"Speaka de English? ********!!!!!

 

[No ACL]

"If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle"

"Oh, you know him?"

 

[Homesickhorn]

Go suck your head.

 

[Hou-Tex Horn]

Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.

How?

We'll drive home backwards.

 

[p_town_horn]

Bueller............







Bueller.......






Bueller

 

[youknow]

Blow yourself

 

[S.A.Diva]

"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

 

[HornsForever'93]

"I weep for the future."