You wear too much eye makeup.

[Bookman]

My sister wears too much. People think she's a *****.

 

[Luke Duke]

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

 

[George Best]

Well, what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the Latin, and the physics club... physics club.

 

[p_town_horn]

He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. ****.

 

[MaxHorn]

"Chicks can't hold their smoke. That's what it is!"

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

You in here for drugs?

No, what are you in here for?

Drugs.

 

[SigPi_Horn]

You're Abe Froman?

Sausage King of Chicago?

 

[Texanne]

What's the score?

Zero to zero.

Who's winning?

... the Bears.


(Is this a thread about Ferris Bueller or Breakfast Club?)

 

[Homesickhorn]

A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.

 

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[Texas0407]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

So that's how it is in their family.

 

[baylorbear245]

Cameron is so wound up that is you put a lump of coal up his *** in 2 weeks youd have a diamond.

 

[rickysrun]

When Cameron was in Egypt land...let my Cameron, gooooo

 

[LdyLnghrn]

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

 

[S.A.Diva]

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

 

[TexasGus]

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

 

[hookem115]

You shouldn't be throwing anyone with your bad knee.

 

[Mesohorny]

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.

 

[The Over Cusser]

"Jeanie is that you? I cant see that far... Jeanie?"


On a side note, I named my dog Rooney because of that movie... one of my all time favorites.

 

[MaxHorn]

I have four cats: Ferris, Jeannie, Rooney, & Gracie. That still didn't stop me from quoting the wrong movie earlier in this thread.

Note: in my defense, I blame the post above mine for steering me in the wrong direction. Besides, it's easy to confuse Bender with Charlie Sheen's character, right? At least I didn't quote from "Red Dawn"...

 

[Texanne]

Max, what happened to Jeffrey?

 

[dallas_the_tiger]

When Cameron was in Egypt's laaaaaand.
Let my Cameron gooooooo.

 

[Texanne]

Never had a lesson!

 

[LonghornAndy]

Ferris Bueller you're my hero!

 

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[GatorHorn]

"I think I see my dad... Son of a ***** is out there somewhere."