You might be a Californian if...

[Chop]

You might be a Californian if you put Thousand Island dressing on your burgers.

 

[Horn6721]

I have in the past put french dressing on pizza
wonder what that makes me?
Be kind

 

[Chop]

Probably a Savoyard.

 

[Chop]

You might be a Californian if you moved to Texas, yet constantly complain about it.

 

[Horn6721]

Of course I had to look that up.
Nicely done.