You look so beautiful and peaceful,

[madscientist]

you almost look dead. And I'm glad, because there's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say:

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

 

[mayberryrfd]

First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ***. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

 

[gecko]

Die, you random son of a *****.

 

[gecko]

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

 

[LightTheTower]

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[bozo_casanova]

Things are going to start happening to me, now.

 

[DigglerontheHoof]

I may be able to send more money soon, as I am expecting extra work: she promised me a blow job.

 

[numbereleven]

****. Shinola.

Son you're gonna be alright.

 

[Orange&White]

'THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!"

 

[idigTexas]

You guys wanna wait around for an oven mitt?