Hornible
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Male student while pondering what ever happened to his high school girlfriend:
"I wonder who is kissing her now."
Male student's roommate:
"What is a "now"?"
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Student while cashing a check on the Drag:
"May I cash a check? Here is my ID."
Clerk:
"Are you a student?"
Student:
"Yes, at The University."
Clerk:
"And which one is that"
Student:
"The one across the street."
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Personal favorite:
Response to any straight line,
"Three chili dogs and a frosted orange." (yuk, yuk, yuk)
[Ranger Magazine humor 1960s]
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"I wonder who is kissing her now."
Male student's roommate:
"What is a "now"?"
****************************************
Student while cashing a check on the Drag:
"May I cash a check? Here is my ID."
Clerk:
"Are you a student?"
Student:
"Yes, at The University."
Clerk:
"And which one is that"
Student:
"The one across the street."
***************************************
Personal favorite:
Response to any straight line,
"Three chili dogs and a frosted orange." (yuk, yuk, yuk)
[Ranger Magazine humor 1960s]
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