Yanked his head clean off

[Bevo Incognito]

Wow:
The Link

 

[JuniorHorn11]

 

[Y Sanchez]

You gotta REALLY want to die.

 

[darius]

So, he got into an argument with his wife (or ex) and lost his head. It's probably happened to all of us at one time or another.

 

[Y Sanchez]

Not like its worth running around with your head cut off or anything.

 

[mcbrett]

It's probably best that she severed the relationship

Now she knows exactly where their relationship is headed

I guess this is some new form of capital punishment

Things got so bad- he decided to capitulate
(the above two are bonuses for those who ever studied latin)

 

[accuratehorn]

Dude's bound to win some Halloween costume contests if he goes as the headless horseman.

 

[El Sapo]

 

[Y Sanchez]

I guess he figured it was time to head out.

 

[Bevo Incognito]

At least you know where to go to get a little head should you happen to be in Yorktown, Va.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

As far as creativity in ways to off oneself, he's definitely head-and-shoulders above the competition.

 

[darius]

"He'll never be the head of a major corporation."

 

[Third Coast]

Supposedly "Never Been Any Reason" by Head East (Body West) was playing on the classic rock radio station in his car at the time.

 

[accuratehorn]

Breaking news: the story has a happy ending. Turns out the guy possessed entreprenurial skills, and has gone into business. He opened up...a head shop.

 

[DallasCowpoke]

He just lost his head over rising cable prices.

 

[OldHippie]

Let your ex-wife know when you're leaving. Just cable ahead.

 

[A. BETTIK]

The reporter deserves a Pull-it-zer for using the word "clean" in that context.