Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

[elguapo]

?

 

[7 Iron]

Can I have your watch when you are dead?

 

[elguapo]

Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?

Tonight, or I will kill her!

 

[7 Iron]

Take off your hat...hold it over your head...HIGHER! [BANG!]

 

[7 Iron]

Um, we're not from here. And when I say that, I mean - we're not Mexicans.

 

[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

dusty, how do you like your bat?

 

[MaxHorn]

It's...like beer.

 

[iluvut34]

Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?

 

[plimon]

I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!

 

[p_town_horn]

Are gringos falling from the sky!?!?

Yes, El Guapo.

 

[DalTexHornFan]

It's a sweater!

 

[HornOnTheBayou]

No, I kissed her on the veranda.

 

[plimon]

We will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions!

 

[chango]

Rosita: Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.
Carmen: I would rather die first!
Rosita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?
Carmen: [Carmen shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear] No...
Rosita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.

 

[HornGrandioso]

And pruned the hedges of many small villages.

 

[Bytor]

Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

Fattenings?

 

[capnamerca]

look up here! look up here!

 

[CenTex Horn]

This town is getting too rough for me!

 

[PFD]

Sons of a motherless goat!

 

[CenTex Horn]

Ned: Now....what is that this town really does well?
Group: {thinking} hmmm
Old lady: We can sew!
Dusty: There you go, you can sew!
Ned: Ah!....
Dusty: If only we had known this earlier.

 

[toucan82]

gonna make it gonna make gonna make it

 

[hornscan]

Lip balm?

 

[Homesickhorn]

In reply to:

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[Seamus McBundy]

Infamous?
Yeah, its like when you're more than famous. You're.. INFAMOUS!
Wow

 

[texashorne]

Excuse me, are you the singing bush?

 

[txboy_in_az]

"It's a male plane."
"How can you tell?"
"Couldn't you see the little balls?"

 

[HOOKMD]

- Do you know what "Nada" means?
- Isn't that a light chicken gravy?


REAL BULLETS!?

 

[UTCzech]

Little Neddie Kuh-nickers

 

[kujotx]

"Far-ley, far-ley, far-ley, far-ley"


"I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!"