Worst OPening Line to any SOng

[Basketball Jones]

Oh MIckey you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind

 

[Not Shinola]

"yo VIP, lets kick it"... up till that point you think you are listening to "Under Pressure".

 

[MaduroUTMB]

"Hullabaloo, caneck, caneck!"

Feel free to discuss the runners-up.

 

[Alex_de_Large]

Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

 

[HornDawg1957]

Yummy yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy...

 

[BigWill]

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[LITNIN HORN]

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby oo-oo-oo

 

[softlynow]

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[The Eyes of Texas]

Sitting with a finger
Trying to work it out

 

[accuratehorn]

I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key

 

[rickysrun]

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[SigPi_Horn]

boomer sooner,
boomer sooner,
boomer sooner,
boomer sooner

repeat.

 

[bevo barry]

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning

 

[kbrown]

"He was born in Oklahoma......"

 

[UT Spring Branch]

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[johnny chimpo]

"Got to meet the hottie
with the million dollar body"

-Nickleback