Wofford has no recruits

[horn4jc]

No recruits for w-sips

I tell ya, them w-sips are in disarray over in that hippie town of Spartansburg because Ayers didn't land a recruit last Sunday. I guess todays recruits ain't buying what that snake oil salesman Ayers is selling them. Not a one recruit on that list.

The sip spin is they're being selective when in fact they already sent out offers. Otherwise it's Ayers didn't offer.

Times are a changin! It makes my day when I see those sips mad!

 

[caryhorn]

the terriors have some recruits, count on it. they are just hiding them. undercover. w-sips are crafty little fellows.

 

[jmatt]

Bah. Just wait until the Fedex packages start showing up. Damn cheating wsips

 

[Mesohorny]

I'm just glad they're not in the sec. They'd already have half of the fab 55.

 

[horn4jc]

I guess that w-sip network aint working out to good! Butterteeth Ayers still doesn't have any recruits. tee hee!

 

[Bevo Incognito]

The W-Sips are afraid of SEC competition!

 

[caryhorn]

The terriors never announce their recruits. Bet on it. W-sips have a top five class.

 

[PropositionJoe]

give it time. there's a lot of evaluation our coaches have to do to make sure players are "wofford good".

 

[Brother Horn]

 

[horn4jc]

Looks like our new welcome to our new conference suckup video is destroying their program. That snakeoil salesman Ayers is losing his touch because he still ain't got no commits! Tee hee!

 

[WorsterMan]

tee-hee

 

[horn4jc]

So far, Ayers has offered 3 and struck out.

0-3

But if they switch and go to wu, Ketch is gonna bump them up to 5 stars.

Makes me so mad I wanna spit.

 

[Orange Marrow]

The tide has turned! I'm telling you, the recruits are seeing the w-sips for what they really are now.

I think the best aspect of this is that all those w-sip T-shirt fans will finally hide all their terrier gear in the closet. I work with a guy that's always woofing in my face about wofford this, wofford that. I finally got tired and asked him what year he graduated. He got real quiet and looked embarrassed, then admitted he never got accepted into wofford. I just flashed my Texas ring, and that shut him up!

Don't get me wrong, I hate all w-sips, but I can at least respect the ones who actually went to school there even if I don't like them. But those T-shirt w-sips are the WORST!