Will Aggy Transfer Their Penis Envy...

[LonghornCatholic]

...to 'Bama?

 

[l00p]

wut?

 

[OldHippie]

Every team has to have a rival. A&M will find one. My best guess would be Arkansas, or possibly LSU. That doesn't mean those teams will reciprocate as primary rivals.

 

[GiantHorns]

True rivalries must go both ways. All those schools mentioned will be mopping the floor with their milkman duds.

My best guess is that their main rivalry will be Mississippi State. Both wear maroon too. It will be a cute little rivalry as both fight for the basement of the west division of the SEC.

However to answer the initial question the answer is no. Their penus envy will always be directed here.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Yeah I can't imagine Aggy ever losing their burning hatred for all things "UT".
They will always feel like they have something to prove to us, even if its in the SEC.
Kinda like the insecure ex-wife who got the divorce she asked for, when all she really wanted was his respect, and makes it her pathetic objective to make the ex-husband jealous.

Poor poor aggy

 

[dthree36]

The Aggies will always despise Texas. Now... with the threat of the rivalry game going to an end... I can se the Aggies attaching themselves to LSU in hopes for a neighboring state Rivalry. Poor Aggies... they have just basically eroded their purpose for existence. What ever will their culture do now.

 

[Pogo]

I guess we just have to wait and see who they build the bonfire for. Their Thanksgiving game is probably going to be an SEC east team like Vandy or something.

 

[LoudHorn]

Even if they don't play the Horns, they will still be obsessed with the Horns. We are what their entire identity is about. They can not function in a world where they can not be envious of us.