ProdigalHorn
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(Worker) He's a midget!
(David) Well... what's the difference?
(Worker) Well, a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.
(David) Oh the little ones with the...
(Worker) It's caused by a hormone deficiency.
(David) Oh yeah... bloody hormones!
(Worker) A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion.
(Gareth) So... what's an elf?
(David) Do you want to answer that?
Long awkward pause...
(Worker) An elf is a supernatural being. Sometimes they're invisible... they're like fairies.
(David) But they don't actually exist, do they... in real life.
(David) Well... what's the difference?
(Worker) Well, a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.
(David) Oh the little ones with the...
(Worker) It's caused by a hormone deficiency.
(David) Oh yeah... bloody hormones!
(Worker) A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion.
(Gareth) So... what's an elf?
(David) Do you want to answer that?
Long awkward pause...
(Worker) An elf is a supernatural being. Sometimes they're invisible... they're like fairies.
(David) But they don't actually exist, do they... in real life.
