When I slip the surly bonds of Earth.....

[Mrmyke709]

I want it to be like this....

Throw my carcass in my canoe, torch it, and shove it into the rapids.

www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-sptcanoeistsfuneral20080725130242,0,3070980.photo

 

[Brisketexan]

It would be much more entertaining if you were into the luge.

 

[AuburnTexas]

.... or skydiving.

 

[accuratehorn]

I guess they'll just have to mummify me and set me in a tailgate chair in front of a bigscreen showing the Horns game, and stick an interesting dark lager in one hand.

 

[Uncle Rico]

looks like the old open casket isn't so popular these days.

 

[THEU]

I want to be in a plain pine box. I want it to have rope handles as well.
After the funeral, I told my wife that they need to have a good band play and BBQ and Shiner... celebrate my life.

 

[wolfman]

They had the torches and the boat. They should have given him a Viking funeral.

.....ODEN!!!!

 

[El Paso Way]

I'm like you THEU, I want the biggest BBQ ever, just like my sisters and I celebrated our fathers funeral. He loved life and raising cattle. It only seemed fitting. I can honestly say that I'm not afraid of dying and expect my ancesters to honor me in a country style.

 

[Macanudo]

Viking Funeral. Ah yeah.