He may not have the million bucks to get two chicks to sleep with a guy like him.
Do the La Bamba, the forbidden dance.
Seriously, just do something you really enjoy doing. This is man made time anyway. If you like putt-putt, go there with your wife, gf or friends. Peter Pan is very fun.
Then head over to the Alamo and watch a movie, eat food and drink some beerses.
Get a new handle bar warning bell for your walker.
Sihlouette beach girly mud flaps for your wheel chair.
Bose-Wave hearing-aid.
Whirl pool yoga class.
Mac iPrompt memory aid system.
Mitch Miller LP box set.