What state do you actually belong in?

FAST FRED

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Found this on another board.

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When I clicked on my favorite choices of those offered, I got Texas.

Three of my picks were Whataburger, Stevie Wonder and Matthew McConaughey.

When I did it a second time and used my last choices, I got Utah.

Seems legit.

Your results?

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Bogus. I like other actors on the list more than MM but had to pick him. Also which scenery do I like best? Of course a green lush environment not the dead half the year look. Of course I could move to East Texas but their notion of Texas is different.
 
I'm so out of it I had heard only one of the anthems, had eaten at only one of the fast food restaurants and had seen only 3 of the TV shows and didn't like any of the 3. I should probably live in some other county according to my pop culture IQ.

It was only a couple of years ago that I realized Matthew McConaughey and Owen Wilson were two different people.
 
First, these BuzzFeed quizzes are not scientific. And second, what fun is it if you give the answers that you know will give you the result you want. For example, when I took the quiz, I could have answered Whataburger, knowing that it would give me a better chance of my response being Texas. But I ******* hate Whataburger. It's great for people who like a little meat with their salt, but I think it's below average as far as burgers go. Too greasy, too salty, and the fries are always soggy. But I digress.

Also, I could have picked Matthew McConaughey knowing it would help me get Texas. I really do like him, but I think Denzel Washington is a better actor.

So, I answered truthfully, and I got Vermont. Which is fine with me. I know I will never live there, but I know that I'd be a good fit because people up there like to think for themselves.
 
I got Texas, not Vermont, which I think is a county in Northeast Texas.
I had only heard of three of those fast food chains, and I won't rank Popeyes or Dunkin Donuts over Whataburger!
Next thing Texanne will be telling us how ugly the leaves are here in the fall, I can hear it now.
 
Nah, accurate, I think seasonal color is vastly overrated. I'm perfectly happy living here in Texas -- in fact, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. Fact is, I DO prefer Popeye's over Whataburger, although I can eat neither now. Like I said, I think Whataburger food is crap. There are much better hamburgers out there.
 
OK I don't know how that worked but apparently it did. Other than picking MM and Whataburger, most of my answers seemed very un-Texan - especially the scenery question. But apparently they can't take Texas out of the boy even after eight years...
 
I don't have a very high opinion of Popeye's fried chicken, but I was spoiled by my grandmother's fried chicken, and haven't really liked any since, except maybe the Chicken Shack on Lamar Boulevard, which I can't find anymore.
 
I had to reply to the quiz with write ins with one exception.

First I had to choose Dairy Queen just on principle alone.

Second how could you not have "Walker, Texas Ranger" on the tv list? Chuck Norris will be contacting you soon!

Third I looked high and low and didn't see that big baby smoking the cigarette or the huge baby in that Nationwide insurance commercial. I went with the baby smoking the cig.
That huge baby in the commercial kind of creeps me out.

The animal one was tricky. I like horses and grew up with them and cattle. So I wrote in bull because I was always said to be full of it. I do like steak.

What kind of partner did they mean in that question. People that know me know how much I like the Broken Spoke and James White the owner. So I wrote in one that could "cut a rug." I don't think they understood that.

Negative adjetives, I wrote in none of course.


Pick a musician I gave in here and since Waylon wasn't there I thought I could live with Johnny Cash.

Then the very next question though meant since I had picked Johnny Cash for musician that I had to pick "Sue" for a baby name and it wasn't there. Had to write that in.

Favorite movie quote. I saw nothing from "Blazing Saddles" on that list and wrote in that they were all just "sidewinding, bushwhacking, hornswoggling, crooker croakers" without one being there.

Choose an actor. First off they had women on there. Wouldn't they be an actress? Also since when is Jimmy Kimmel an actor? He does act like a talk show host sometimes.

I could have went with the naked bongo banger as I like him all right, all right, all right. Then I remembered Chuck Norris and the stunning work he did in film and of course "Walker, Texas Ranger."

However, you can't even mention Radolph Scott without removing your Stetson, so I wrote him in.

Party Anthem.

Well I looked high and low and didn't see "The Road Goes On Forever and the Party Never Ends." I wrote that in and specified the Joe Ely version which I always liked better than the Aggy.

Maybe if they had "Cotton Eyed Joe" by "Al Dean and the All Stars" I could have went with that. Not some weird techno version by some strange folk from Sweden. I also told them it is Cotton Eyed Joe and not Cotton Eye Joe. This ain't Sweden.

Finally which of these pictures do you find most appealing?

At first I thought about telling them there should be a picture of an apple there, but I figured they might not like such funny business.

So I looked at all those pictures and they were all in the middle of nowhere except one with a bunch of houses in it.
I compromised and sent them a picture of my home town. It's in the middle of nowhere, but has some houses.

So I sent my answers in and waited with baited breath for their reply thinking I would surely be told I was found to be 100% in the Texas collumn.

To my surprise they told me I was in the state of "Confusion."
When did they join up? Did they beat out Puerto Rico?

I haz a big ole Texas sad at the results.
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