What happens the first time aggy flings poo...

Have they actually done this before. I have read posts alluding to such a fact but have dismissed this as hearsay.
 
The SEC is soon going to discover what the former SWC and Big 12 schools have known for decades: Aggies are just plain bizarre. We put up with it simply because we've kind of gotten used to it, but (except for maybe Arkansas and maybe LSU) A&M will not have that "luxury" in the SEC. If A&M enters the SEC and they still have a scoreboard for dead mascots and they're still "humping it" and still singing a fight song that's all about Texas and still running around with only male cheerleaders, they'll be the laughingstock of the conference.
 
A&M has always been that crazy relative that everyone tolerates at the family reunion just because you have to. He's the one that comes over to your house and takes a really bad dump in your guest bath, refuses to wash his hands and then leaves the door open for everyone to admire his gift to the party. Aggy will do the things they have done for decades in the SWC and Big 12 once they get into the SEC but that crap won't fly for long. The SEC gomers will call their bluff and quickly and they will not be tolerated like we have done with them for years. Their milkmen and corp will be laughed to shame and their band is gonna have to learn some new material. It will be like new neighbors moving in next door. At first you'll go next door to meet them and welcome them to the neighborhood, then you find out a bat-**** crazy family has moved in. Gonna be a hoot. My son-in-law is a UGA grad and he is not happy with a&m moving next door. We went to the a&m/UGA bowl game a couple of years ago at Shreveport and the 2008 destruction of a&m in Austin and he said that was all he ever needed to see of ags. A lot of SEC fans are not happy about this. I predict aggy to be a consistent cellar dweller for years to come. Love me some aggy misery...
 
The SEC, with the likes of LSU, Alabama schools, the deep south, etc., hardly will be offended by aggy.

I mean, when it comes to culture and manners we're not talking the Ivy League here. Assuming the Ivy League has culture and manners, of course.
 
I am not sure the Ags have the venom in their hearts to fling poo at anyone in the SEC. Also, living in Alabama, I can tell you that folks will eat up the psuedo-military act of the Corps Band. After a few years the novelty will wear off and the Ags venom for their SEC brethren will build as they continue their tradition of mediocrity and jackassery. Poo flinging may commence at that point and once the SECers realize that Ag&M are fake Army sacred grass and dead dog monuments may be defaced.
 
Hijacking the thread a bit. I am an tOSU alum, live in Columbus. I met a woman from Oklahoma last night and mentioned I'd visited OKC, she is from Tulsa. She asked how I was treated and I told her people were very nice us, and they were. She got a very disgusted look on her face and said, to the affect that a lot of people there aren't very nice when they know you are from another big football school and that they get very carried away. That's almost word for word what she said. I thought it was kind of interesting.
 
Yes, aggy flung poo. I was in the Longhorn Band when this happened and would like to claim some credit for encouraging said poo flinging. Here's how it went down:

Every year we travel to aggy, the band is told to stay fairly quiet when Parsons Mounted Cavalry (I think that's the name) come into Kyle. Our noises/cowbells/shennanigans would scare the horses and cause them to do something stupid. Well, this seemed like an invitation to cause some mayhem, so when the first horses started coming in to the stadium, we started making noises and pretty soon the whole band is shaking cowbells and yelling. Well, one of the horses gets a little miffed but not too much else happend...until the guy who's job it was to shovel the horse **** into a wheel barrow decides he just can't stand this insult and flings a shovelful of **** onto the drum major and one of the band directors. Some Air Force-ish type colonel from the corps observes this and angrily drags him off. The drum major is upset, the directors are annoyed, the band is downright joyous. We end up winning the game (this would have the national championship year I believe) and all is well. A few days later we get some letter from the kid or something like that. Either way, it was a tremendous experience to witness firsthand.
 
As a former resident of the Columbus area, I have to say that the fans I interacted with were all very cordial and polite.... As a longtime Longhorn fan, I got a license plate that said "BEVO FAN" and the only question I ever got was "Who's Bevo?" Once I explained it, they said "OK" and left me alone. I think in 29 months, I only got flashed an upside Hook 'em once...

Hook 'em,
mG
 
I was behind the band when the poo flew and happened to be looking that way when it happened. The colonel was very quick to grab this guy and chew him a new one.
 
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