What exactly is it that ya do here?

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DLev

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Celestica is dedicated to building solid partnerships and providing flexible solutions to enable our customers' success.

Our adaptive team proactively offers creative solutions that enable our customers to keep their commitments. Our efficient global manufacturing network provides customers with a competitive edge that enables them to achieve success in their markets.

Our mission is clear:

* Accelerate success for our customers, leveraging our supply chain efficiencies to provide them with the flexibility they need to overcome any challenge.
* Drive growth for our shareholders.
* Enable our people to develop creative solutions that help our customers respond to unexpected changes.

We’re ready to leverage our end-to-end services and leadership in technology and manufacturing to drive the business growth of our customers.

We’re also ready to invest in their future. By continuing to deepen our knowledge, develop innovative solutions and advance our capabilities, we’re helping global industry leaders to increase their efficiency. Lower their costs. Stay ahead of the game.
 
Warren Buffett's advice remains true on this issue (basically, if a company looks like it's trying to camoflage things, it's probably a death trap).
 
Wow. . That really is a masterpiece. Other than athletes and coaches, corporate mission statement writers are the vince young of speaking volumes eloquently, but saying exactly nothing.
 
to be fair, they did provide a nifty visual aid


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Let's face it... at this point in time this company has demonstrated an absolute need for a globally centralized array. True, their interactive diagnostic process may not work, but with a public built-in network, they'll be integrated and optimized in no time.
 
I have lost track of the number of corporate implementations I have had to sit through that kept telling my how integral each part of the company was to the others.

And each time, Ive gotten to watch a nice little slideshow showing me some sort of nifty diagram where each part of the company is a piece of the overall puzzle.

and USUALLY the middle piece is almost always the customer......... course the first department that gets cut in a slowdown is the customer service dept......
 
Holy crap, I've never seen a website more jam-packed with words that mean absolutely nothing. Who the hell wrote that bs?

As a sidebar, I've always hated the word "solutions" as used in corporate-speak.
 
I am a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Michael Bolton (no relation to the pop singer)
 
I actually found that to be a nice concise way of telling me absolutely nothing. I've had several consultants suck 5 years off of my life inside of 15 minutes.
 
I temped for a company called IP2M that thrived on that BS. The name stood for "Integrated Platforms 2 Market," so you can imagine where it went from there.
 
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