what does Schnellenberger do, exactly?

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he makes Bobby Bowden look like a micromanager. every time they show him he has that "What the heck is going on?" look on his face
 
It helps that they actually have some NFL quality on offense. Gent is the best WR we will see until Maclin comes to town. As to the question by OP, darned if I know.

FSN is doing a "No Huddle" replay at 9:00 AM tomorrow.
 
Don't worry....With the game not in HD you did not miss much. If the camera was not up close the best you could do was decide whether the player was big/little and white/black.
 
Schnellenberger and LonhornLawyer both probably woke up in the same bar ditch this morning, although each was out-of-his-gourd inebriated on different kinds of misery.
 
Old Howie contributes absolutely nothing. I don't think I saw him speak to a player once during the game. He was not standing anywhere near either the offensive or defensive coaches who were signalling in calls.

Probably the funniest thing about him last night was during pregame warmups. He came onto the field with one pant leg down and one partially tucked into his boot. He looked like every old town drunk you have ever seen. The only thing that would have adequately completed the look would have been a strip of toilet paper dangling out of the back of his slacks.
 
I'm in sec 104 and through my binoculars it looked as though he had no headset. I have no idea what he does. Just a figurehead I guess.
 
I watched him during pregame warmup and he walked around 25 minutes with his pant leg stuffed in his boot...


My dad said he had his flask stuffed in that boot...
 
no, there was no headset involved. if he ever put one on it would probably be playing elevator music like Jack Pardee's did back with the Oilers
 

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