What do you think Dad?

[AlfondalUrlaydee]

"I think you're all ****** in the Head!

We're 10 hours from the fuckin' fun park you *******'s want to bail out.

Well I'll tell you something; this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest.

It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun!

We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our ******* smiles. You'll be whistling Zippidee doo daa out of your ********."

 

[buffsoldier]

I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?

 

[HornGrandioso]

...or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?

 

[Art Vandelay]

"Wow, dad, you must have jumped the car like fifty yards."

"Nothing to be proud of son .......<to himself> fifty yards....."

 

[Knoxville-Horn]

"Excuse me... holmes..."

 

[TrashMaster G]

You're taking me to Phoenix!

 

[SubliminalHorn]

"Honky Lips"

 

[Puffer]

deee-eeeep river

 

[Uncle Rico]

She was a swimming waitress.

 

[horngrad03]

"How can we miss it? It's only the biggest god damned hole on the planet?"

"CLARK!"

"Second biggest."

 

[general35]

" i french kiss."
"so..everybody does that.."
"yeah, but my dad says im the best at it."

 

[DCA_HORN]

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[Longhorn_Fan68]

You may think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it.

 

[Uncle Rico]

See that kids, that's the Mississippi River. The mighty mississip, the ooooooold miss, the ooooooold man.

 

[Macanudo]

This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy.

 

[Uncle Rico]

You think Mom's going to buy it?

Nice talk Russ.

 

[UTCzech]

Can I help you with that Kool-Aid Vicki?


Please?

 

[AlfondalUrlaydee]

Ain't never seen anyone so ****-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.


Yeah....well we're from out of town.

 

[HenryGandorf]

dad, this is not the car you ordered.

 

[gecko]

Ellen: Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us.

Clark: It's living history Ellen. But if you'd rather see your cousins it's okay by me. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.

 

[texascuffs22]

What do you need my address for?

We like to send out a mailer.

 

[DCA_HORN]

Oh, but they're very nice tents.

Edna, this one's yours.