What do you do for a living?

[Dusty]

An architect too.

 

[dang-str8]

I'm the Grammer Police

 

[TXSNOS]

In reply to:

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[Smurfette]

I'll be serious.

I'm a teacher.

It's OK. I teach special ed.

 

[HornHawk]

I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I play my music on the run.

 

[NMGaucho]

Make fun of these effin morons...

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

ptownhorn- - looks like you may be in telephony

I make meth.

 

[AFhorn82]

Student loan connoissuer

 

[schnarkle]

ptownhorn works with routers and switches.

where's my $5?

 

[ptownhorn]

yep your five bucks is on the way

 

[PeeJay]

Night watchman at large messkit repair base.

 

[14tokihorn]

Whirling Dervish

 

[IRC]

Sssssh.

I'm huntin' wabbits.

 

[Albuquerque]

I tell those wabbits IRC's huntin' not to make left turns.

 

[Statalyzer]

Computer programmer / linguistic analyst on artificial intelligence modules.

 

[Texanne]

So, Statalyzer, you're saying you are a cunning linguist ... ?

 

[Hou-Tex Horn]

No...I'm the grammar police.

 

[TexasRx]

I'm a bikini inspector. It's not a joke, I inspect bikinis. It's my job. You know, I see a lot of guys on the beach wearin' "Bikini Inspector" t-shirts. But they're not real bikini inspectors, they just wish they were, for some weird reason. I don't know why anyone would pretend to be a bikini inspector. It's a menial job. You gotta take a bus there every day. There's an hour right there. You work in a dank factory, you gotta inspect four or five thousand units, your eyes start to go buggy and squinty. Shift work too, ya know? And for that you make, well, let's just say the amount of money I make is my own business. Although I do make somewhere around $8.67 an hour. Bikini inspector.
The only job worse than that is the job I had in Collingwood, Ontario. Workin' in the woods. I was on the beaver patrol. Rotten job, mud in your boots, trapsin' through the underbrush lookin' for beaver dams that are cloggin' up the irrigation system. One beaver even bit my thumb. But it's all part for the course on the beaver patrol. You know, I'd go out after work, beaver bites all over my thumbs, go to a bar for a quick drink, and I'd see guys there wearin' t-shirts that said my job on them. But not like other rotten jobs, like "Fry cook" or "Night security guard at an out of the way mall." So, I'd be sittin' there, tryin' to find pride in my work, wearin' my beaver patrol t-shirt, and the women stare at ya. Well, I'm sorry ma'am, if I'm not a doctor,but thems the breaks. One woman even bit my thumb.

But I'm gettin' out of here. Tryin' to get on as a "Muff Diver." Read it on a t-shirt. I don't know what it is, but, that job can't be much worse than what I'm doin' now, eh? Eh? Yeah....

 

[gobears92]

 

[DoobieWah]

I'm the bandleader at the Babaloo Club.

 

[Duff_Man]

Marine Biologist

 

[UT Spring Branch]

Commericial Real Estate Analyst for a Commercial Mortgage Broker

Big office and retail deals

 

[accuratehorn]

I'm a poet, I'm a picker, I'm a prophet, I'm a pusher
I'm a pligrim and a preacher and a problem when I'm stoned
I'm a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction
Taking every wrong direction on my lonley way back home

 

[BattleshipTexas]

ptown:

Do you configure Bridged-Style PVCs on ATM Interfaces?

 

[general35]

general,

Are you an architect, or are you just pretending to be an architect ... ?

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my mistake, im a city planner.

 

[WhiteH2O Horn]

I currently work for living, but not for too much longer.

 

[mary21]

professional shopper.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

I throw Cokes at people

 

[OrangeBlooded]

i was a staffer for a certain reporter with a certain network.

 

[TexasAirForce]

retired....but soon to be full time student....life is good